It’s that wifi that seems fine at first but then drops out unexpectedly and when you need it the most.
Almost won that match? Connection lost
Trying to submit that document? The page needs to refresh

I mean.... those things are purely random.
You could try and try again and you’d get every single option on it

Wait hold on
Is that loss

Oh god are people abandoning their pets
Oh fuck

@dr_richard_ew Hey so I couldn't find the post but in regards to that wanting to have children thing...
I can tell you that there are women who would change their mind later on in a relationship. Maybe they say they don't want to in fear of scaring off the men who don't want kids. Find the right person, and they'll step up to meet you in the middle

When you walk into the classroom and there's that TV at the front.
You knew it was gonna be a good class

Yeah except they get sued