The boyfriend didn’t make this

No they’re asking you to go whoring but not take drugs

It's... way too small.
Not to mention capybaras don't usually stand on their hind legs

I don't disagree with you there

You're implying people have been responsible. They haven't

I'm just saying that responsible populous can make this go away faster

Yes if only it were that easy. As for now, the virus is gaining a lot of variants, which could end up becoming more deadly.

If Plague Inc has told me anything, you increase the symptom severity after you've infected everyone on the globe.

Ok, not a fan of texture.
But what if I told you that you can dunk cookies in milk and still have them crunchy

Bruh I’m gonna have to strongly disagree
Maybe not icecream with cake, but how do you feel about icecream on pancakes?

Um... is that the mortality rate then or now?
Also that’s still 1 in 3 people dying

I crumble my cookie into the cup before the milk. Because it starts to get soggy and I can’t wait too long. It’s the best way to have them

The Russians are unbeatable in chess for more than just their skill

But then you have milky fingers

*rumbling from the bowels of hell*

It’s a very popular Netflix show

Don’t kinkshame them

Never sucked an ice block before?