Fool you can’t delete this

Ok but can we get a death count for the students of hogwarts, not including the final book

No I don’t want to be buried.
I want to be yeeted into the middle of nowhere for some random person to come across when I’m a skeleton

You have disgusted me on a physical level. Go wash yourself properly and come back with icecream

Please dump my body in the woods

Doc, I’m renouncing you as my dream buddy because you just gave me nightmares

Everything is funny and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

Isn’t that only because they have stronger anti-bacterial stuff in their saliva?

Nah they’ve got Pure socks on them

Eh... it seems like a bit of a waste of time trying to convince others to change their views... I'd rather read my manga

You’re right, I’m sorry. I’ll be political from now on

Bruh why they all wear the same mask

I don’t wanna offend you but you’re using a lot of buzzwords to make me think this is one of those tin foil hat scenarios

He noticed the sun shining on the floor and went “I wish I was a cat”

I let a friend borrow a game. She requested animal crossing, but I refused and gave her something else.
I haven’t seen her since

I think our happy hoppy was trying to make a joke

Yes, the ambulance.
Because you’re gonna get in a fukin accident

That’s the joke innit