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Bird:"Snaaake!" Snake:"Biiird!' 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Because most birds of prey have talons specifically designed to puncture through flesh, that snake is either dying here or bleeding out.
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Don't do drügs!! 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
When all your frying pans are still in the sink.
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"What do you do in your free time?" 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
For those who can’t read cursive, it says “depression”
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In just one episode! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
It's Dressup Doll (or Bisque Doll) anime
Title says it all 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
It's probably jobs in careers nobody wants to fuckin work in
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What a jabroni 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
House? or space trip?
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The stormbreaker? 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
For those wondering: Thorax
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Just something wholesome 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
But in Japan adoption is how gay couples get married to bypass the previous laws so...
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If you're starving you'll eat anything 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
The prophecy foretells of the one who will defeat capitalism: the Final Consumer
Tax money being put to good use again 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
To summarise: hermaphrodites exist
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A hole 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
That’s called constipation and you need to see a doctor
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Know the signs 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Glasses with plastic or tape or something on them. It took me a moment, I thought it was a ring at first
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On the importance of proper emoji use 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Age gap is fine if both parties are consenting adults tho, in my opinion
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Whose your fav 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
The art style so similar. Oof
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Whose your fav 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Out of the black characters in Promised Neverland, you pick HER?
· Edited 2 years ago
Uh oh 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
But everyone- ohhh I see what you did there. Hehehe.
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Putting your life in order makes you less neurotic 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
There's chemical imbalance and then there's huffing copium.
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Ferdinand Magellan accepts a challenge 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
The people who were apparently living in Antarctica: Huh?
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When problems become apparent it's already to late to fix them 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Just in case some people think you're serious - it's a reference to canaries brought into mines to alert for toxic gases
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Gross 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Get better shampoo
There you go. The truth 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
They didn't say he IS human, they said he's VERY human. His imitation is just "very" good
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What Happens in the Manga Cafe stays in the Manga Cafe 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a citrus fruit.
What Happens in the Manga Cafe stays in the Manga Cafe 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
The vending machine reads "Yum! Mon juice!" Not sure what mon is tbh
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Oh no Anya gets Drafted 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Spy X Family. The premise is that the "Dad," a spy, is trying to stop war from breaking out after the previous war only just ended
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Iz warm 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Guhhhhhh
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