Australian here and this is incorrect
The first one we call crackers

Dolphin Plato

Effect: noun
Affect: verb

Bitch she can make detailed maps. She's more useful than Aqua

Vrlrd
Dr. Stn

mo?
Not the correct particle to use there buckaroo.

Leave now. Sorry.

The third one
Food Wars smfhhhh

Uhhh that's a plus??? In what world is this a detriment? Unless she's homicidal

Be motivated but also weigh the dangers

Marketing.
Those diamond moguls won’t be billionaires without it! :((

Yeah but I bet you can't keep your arm up for an hour. Gravity always wins in the end

3 is obviously going to win. It has Texas *and* Florida.

CAT scan?
Nah, kitten scan

That means you're standing right in front of your room

https://myanimelist.net/anime/32587/Shoujo_Ramune
I mean, it's a pedo hentai. Not particularly unique in the grand scheme of things.

The first one doesn't mention eating the egg. So do I just... rub it on myself or something?

You could also be pronounced clinically dead for a short period of time

If they’re the love of my life I shouldn’t give a shit, gimme gimme.

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Think of it in a slightly different way: someone is standing. A portal rushes towards them, they go straight through. Portals work purely as holes.

The flattest ass in the west