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Yep, your primary school health classes lore is Kellogg's propaganda 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Apparently his reasoning was “people will be so depressed after eating plain cornflakes they won’t want to masturbate”
I doubt it was an accident but still cool 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
in the post it says "poem" so
Stay wholesome 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
As long as it's not illegal, do whatever the fuck you want.
You're not a public figure, so anything embarrassing will be forgotten eventually.
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Spice Up Your Kisses 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
.... I should hope that bleach and ammonia taste bad enough that nobody would put it in their mouths but.... that doesn't seem to stop people.
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Husband takes picture of loving wife after his surprise return from a long trip 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Smh y'all need to turn up your screen brightness
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A simple pun 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Rebecca Taco Bell?
Character name: Sephiroth 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
ok but
"One Winged Angel" is such a badass name I'm really sad it's now been taken ;-;
Costa Rica declares war on Italy 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Is that banana or pickles?
Why do you all bully and criticize us so much 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Because Americans make everything about themselves and we don't like that. So we make it all about America.... weird.
More like in every episode of one season 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Left is Highschool DxD iirc. Had to google, but the other one is Vermeil in Gold
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That's terrifying 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
yeah
Remember who you are 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
and then you watch CGI Lion King and wonder where all the emotion went
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10 minutes 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Galactus
He'd be a bit disappointed, but eh
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What do you choose? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Sure!
I have tropical strength mosquito repellent too
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What do you choose? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
As long as you team up with an Aussie you won’t die
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Like cmon its not that hard 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Have you seen that theory that the mother was completely aware of it? She actively looks away from the boys and only looks the moment things are gone.
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Real no waste Gs are 6 or 7 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Fuck you I'm a 5.
I don't necessarily eat the gristle but I do take it off the bone.
And then sometimes if the bone is small (like a wing) I might eat a small part of the bone.
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Jimmy Carter ducks another Ronald Reagan pot shot from a 747 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
The guy on the right looks like Charlie Cox
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Poor bourbon 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
More like the alcohol
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Character name: The Doctor 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Considering that the doctor has a moral code and has ruined the lives of most of his companions…. Yeah
Character name: The Doctor 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Did Obi-Wan's entire race get destroyed, dooming him to eternally wander alone with temporary relationships?
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If you're going to be a villain, you better commit to the bit 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Chad moment: every time he interacts with someone he immediately makes a good impression on them somehow, despite literally killing 200,000 people
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