Smh doesn’t have the new Kratos VA here

I am surprised I got the joke for this one.

Looks like soup

Yep. Gotta count the number of fingers on the hands lol

What about New Zealand?

If I had a time machine I’d go back and teach the Greeks about advanced hygiene, how to generate electricity (and make lightbulbs) and stuff like that. The problem is, I don’t know how to make a Hickman pump. I guess I’ll print of a blueprint or something

The first thing I saw was "porn party porn party"

Match the other person's energy. Don't get a bulldozer

Drink water, eat some salty food, and take a nap. Best way to overcome nausea

Isn't it a frog?

Just go in either 2 or 3 until she goes into an edge room and she’ll be forced to go to the one adjacent??? It’s too easy

To summarise:
OP says if they made dog kibble for humans he'd eat it, since he's already eating monkey chow he orders online from a zoo supply company. He eats it with hot sauce.
Someone looks at the ingredients and finds out one of the ingredients is ash and is like "OP can you not taste it??"
Some of the other ingredients are made from soy, and OP was like "I'd rather eat this than FDA processed carbs. Also gorillas are the opposite of soyboy"
Buncha people wanting to be in the screencap.
A Guy Fieri meme of "This is no longer Flavourtown"
Someone said they might even give it to their kids "Imagine feeding your son primate growth biscuits, he's gonna kill everything in the schoolyard."
Some product reviews.
Some more reactions.
"Apeanon triggers mass buying of monke biscuits. Gorillas starve while animal control launches investigations into monke smuggling operations and possible gorilla fighting pits"

This is definitely someone's fetish and I don't like it

I was like "I can't find the owl but there's a spider-" and then I realised lmaooo

Dopamine machine broke ;-;

Modern problems require modern solutions

A few other things:
1. If sheep aren't shorn, they get skin infections
2. If cows aren't milked, they get sore udders. Though, this point is up for contention since they're artificially inseminated but...

*Not* the answer to world hunger

The goals I still want to achieve. But tbh if I die, I die.

Boudicca
Joan of Arc