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For Those Who Need to Hear It 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Enjoy the perfection. You've reached the finish line, its time to take a breather.
Yes, I am being spiteful
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My first meme. How’d I do? 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Except women can't pee standing up. Which means they'd need sitting toilets. Which can be pooped in.
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Potatoes! 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
It's a song about a holiday on an island called Kokomo, which doesn't exist.
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"German engineering is the world's finest!" 23 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
So it turns out you only need to fold it like ten times. Any more than that doesn’t change much in the chemical structure
My whole world is a deception 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I wonder if they're jokingly using "earth" as in land and soil.
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My whole world is a deception 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
It’s a height map. The earth without oceans.
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Gen Z strikes again !! 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Isn’t this the result of rising costs of living needing hired labour to be cut from budgets, as well as access of information leading to people doing it on their own
Same actually 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
So
Lonely, cozy, goth, sketchy cyberpunk restaurant that has books
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These guys could narrate paint drying, I'd listen 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Smh doesn’t have the new Kratos VA here
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Projected range of the British Proclaimer missile, 1952 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I am surprised I got the joke for this one.
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The forbidden mönchblock 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Looks like soup
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Not the first to fall for AI images 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Yep. Gotta count the number of fingers on the hands lol
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There is no good country in history? 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
What about New Zealand?
An inevitability 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
It's way more accessible than some other ancient languages though lol
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An inevitability 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
If I had a time machine I’d go back and teach the Greeks about advanced hygiene, how to generate electricity (and make lightbulbs) and stuff like that. The problem is, I don’t know how to make a Hickman pump. I guess I’ll print of a blueprint or something
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Acronmys are killing english 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
The first thing I saw was "porn party porn party"
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Perhaps try to keep your primal urges in check? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Match the other person's energy. Don't get a bulldozer
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One of the hardest choices in life 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Drink water, eat some salty food, and take a nap. Best way to overcome nausea
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You have no oxygen 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
That's fire, iirc. Is lightning plasma??
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Any guesses on what animal my 5 year old drew? 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Isn't it a frog?
Animath 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Well, it doesn't say you can't pick the same room twice, only she has to.
Animath 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Just go in either 2 or 3 until she goes into an edge room and she’ll be forced to go to the one adjacent??? It’s too easy
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Monkey chews 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
To summarise:
OP says if they made dog kibble for humans he'd eat it, since he's already eating monkey chow he orders online from a zoo supply company. He eats it with hot sauce.
Someone looks at the ingredients and finds out one of the ingredients is ash and is like "OP can you not taste it??"
Some of the other ingredients are made from soy, and OP was like "I'd rather eat this than FDA processed carbs. Also gorillas are the opposite of soyboy"
Buncha people wanting to be in the screencap.
A Guy Fieri meme of "This is no longer Flavourtown"
Someone said they might even give it to their kids "Imagine feeding your son primate growth biscuits, he's gonna kill everything in the schoolyard."
Some product reviews.
Some more reactions.
"Apeanon triggers mass buying of monke biscuits. Gorillas starve while animal control launches investigations into monke smuggling operations and possible gorilla fighting pits"
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Yikes 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
This is definitely someone's fetish and I don't like it
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Oooh, spicy! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
You can post links if you edit your comment
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