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(OC) So I found this at a thrift store and now I don't know what to think 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
I've always thought that the reason this specific Mandela effect exists is because people just simply did not communicate properly how it was spelt.
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The usual routine 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
If you have to spend 20 minutes guessing the correct answers then by god you should be watching the info video.
I barely watch those things and only need 2-3 tries to guess the right answers, because they’re the ones that make the most sense.
Either that or they’re way more specific than the other answers
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Excel is a database, change my mind 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
What are people saying it is? A spreadsheet?
When a backend developer tries to make a website 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
Ah so the latter only fucks up the last steps
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Yeah, what's up with that? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
I think because men in general severely lack close platonic female friendships, and so when a girl gets close, their “girlfriend bar” is much shorter than a girls “boyfriend bar”
I have a very mixed group of friends, but I am definitely closer to the girls than the guys.
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Day 24 of Community Notes posting 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
You got rotting fruit? You probably have alcohol. Tiny amounts but it’s there
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Who was it canonically? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 46 weeks ago
Probably Cain. First murderer
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A standard Norwegian prison cell 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 47 weeks ago
They find it luxurious because it’s a fucking prison cell.
Americans get their ideas of jail from media and also the for-profit jails that cut corners
Took a picture of my dachshund while he was yawning and… 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 47 weeks ago
Classic Einstein moment
Inflate abrasive arrested 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 47 weeks ago
Probably doesn’t have wifi or something
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Day 16 of Community Notes posting 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 47 weeks ago
Community note to this community note: The Church of England was founded by a guy who wanted to legally divorce his wife and for not much else.
We're fated to pretend 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 47 weeks ago
That’s the opposite of masking. Bruh
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Tale as old as time 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I like the theory that it was used for knitting
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Missus Krampus 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I know about Krampus, and not from an American TV show
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Every time 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
But what about all the things you COULD be doing?
The stuff you need to do tomorrow?
Next week?
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65 years after it crash-landed on a beach in Wales, an American P-38 fighter plane has 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
-has emerged from the sand where it was once buried
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I cannot believe the trump administration would pull this on the American People, 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
It took me a second but it's the fucking Bee Movie script.
On the pink guy the first line is "Hi, Barry."
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Oh yee gods! 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
"Where the fuck is the horse on this thing?"
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To bathe or not to bathe that is the question 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
Which one is selling a product
Well I tried checking the website but I can't access it
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Uh, maybe later 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
This is from my city 0-0
I have a sneaking suspicion it’s my photo too…
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[OC] Baby turtles on the way 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
*just born*
*fucking blinded*
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WTF are Calories? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
Because it’s how your body processes it.
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I went on a walk through Osaka and found this shrine 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I mean it’s not that hard to find.
It’s one of the most famous ones in Japan.
And it’s just off of a main road
It can not follow you into your mind 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I want to update that I had a dream that I was born five years ago in a lab or something and I emailed Matpat on my phone (in the dream) to tell him about it lmao
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Gwen has some explaining to do 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Had a convo the other day with a person that thought Kevin was related to Gwen. I don't think they'd put a cousin-fucker plotline in a kids show