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Buttzilla 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Gyatzilla
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*slowly licks eyeball* 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
For those wondering it says "exterminate"
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John oliver bon jovi 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
AI generated nightmare
Anon is an agent of chaos 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Yeah being insulted isn’t the correct response.
The correct response is “I’m cis, could you please respect my gender and sexuality?”
Therefore the other person can’t continue without looking rude
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A Ram in Japan 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
They must have a really fucking difficult time
Japan is made for tiny cars
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This is why I don't cook 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Heating and quickly cooling pans is how they crack.
A friend of phteven 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
what the fuck is that image
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“Of course I know what a shark looks like!” -The baker who decorated this cookie 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
If they had put the eyes on the sides of the head it would’ve been pretty close
I think my dog's broken 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
It’s just got an itchy ankle
Yikes! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Yeah that’s the entire point of Moral Orel
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[OC] photo from Tokyo Tower at night 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Smh I took a better photo
[OC] this man’s final riddle 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Nothing
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(OC) So I found this at a thrift store and now I don't know what to think 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I've always thought that the reason this specific Mandela effect exists is because people just simply did not communicate properly how it was spelt.
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The usual routine 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
If you have to spend 20 minutes guessing the correct answers then by god you should be watching the info video.
I barely watch those things and only need 2-3 tries to guess the right answers, because they’re the ones that make the most sense.
Either that or they’re way more specific than the other answers
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Excel is a database, change my mind 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
What are people saying it is? A spreadsheet?
When a backend developer tries to make a website 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Ah so the latter only fucks up the last steps
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Yeah, what's up with that? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I think because men in general severely lack close platonic female friendships, and so when a girl gets close, their “girlfriend bar” is much shorter than a girls “boyfriend bar”
I have a very mixed group of friends, but I am definitely closer to the girls than the guys.
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Day 24 of Community Notes posting 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
You got rotting fruit? You probably have alcohol. Tiny amounts but it’s there
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Who was it canonically? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Probably Cain. First murderer
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A standard Norwegian prison cell 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
They find it luxurious because it’s a fucking prison cell.
Americans get their ideas of jail from media and also the for-profit jails that cut corners
Took a picture of my dachshund while he was yawning and… 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Classic Einstein moment
Inflate abrasive arrested 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Probably doesn’t have wifi or something
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Day 16 of Community Notes posting 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Community note to this community note: The Church of England was founded by a guy who wanted to legally divorce his wife and for not much else.
We're fated to pretend 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
That’s the opposite of masking. Bruh
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Tale as old as time 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I like the theory that it was used for knitting
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