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Unearthed while digging up a basement 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 39 weeks ago
Holy shit, the ancient sundae spoon
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Cutest way to die! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 39 weeks ago
Oh it says babies
But the B is cut off slightly.
Took me a second…
I am confusion 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 39 weeks ago
At third floor hit yourself, you will thank us three months from now
What? Even in order it doesn’t make sense
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I don't know who needs to see this today but .. 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 39 weeks ago
My achievement this year was that I am getting better at coping with my mental disabilities :)
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I am this old .. and from a parallel, more advanced, universe 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 39 weeks ago
There's still payphones in my city but they're free now
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God of sleep 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
Wow I'm sorry that you only invest in games when you need to mash buttons to kill dozens of faceless enemies.
Even tho God of War has that too...
Ambient tricky spattered 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
I think its because they're treating it like an equation to solve rather than an unhappy experience
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Perspective 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
From a different point of view:
isn't it fantastic that you can have the peak of your happiness every day, and that it's so accessible?
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Tunnel to another world 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
It took me a second to realise this was a stairwell
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Bitter harmonious sweeping 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
That’s because they have fucking Special Attack stats
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Buttzilla 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
Look, I just stated the obvious.
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Buttzilla 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
Gyatzilla
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*slowly licks eyeball* 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
For those wondering it says "exterminate"
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John oliver bon jovi 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
AI generated nightmare
Anon is an agent of chaos 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
Yeah being insulted isn’t the correct response.
The correct response is “I’m cis, could you please respect my gender and sexuality?”
Therefore the other person can’t continue without looking rude
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A Ram in Japan 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
They must have a really fucking difficult time
Japan is made for tiny cars
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This is why I don't cook 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
Heating and quickly cooling pans is how they crack.
A friend of phteven 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 40 weeks ago
what the fuck is that image
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“Of course I know what a shark looks like!” -The baker who decorated this cookie 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
If they had put the eyes on the sides of the head it would’ve been pretty close
I think my dog's broken 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
It’s just got an itchy ankle
Yikes! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
Yeah that’s the entire point of Moral Orel
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[OC] photo from Tokyo Tower at night 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
Smh I took a better photo
[OC] this man’s final riddle 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
Nothing
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(OC) So I found this at a thrift store and now I don't know what to think 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
I've always thought that the reason this specific Mandela effect exists is because people just simply did not communicate properly how it was spelt.
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The usual routine 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 41 weeks ago
If you have to spend 20 minutes guessing the correct answers then by god you should be watching the info video.
I barely watch those things and only need 2-3 tries to guess the right answers, because they’re the ones that make the most sense.
Either that or they’re way more specific than the other answers
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