Tasting like metal with a hint of tetanus?

Wow what an amazing oversimplification of global politics. I don't even follow politics and I know that's fucking stupid.
"Let him invade" as if. That's not how any of this works. America isn't the world's police officer, even though it deludes itself into thinking it is.

Thats not how the butterfly effect works

Just looks like Swamp Thing

It actually would’ve been great if they did the shine on the eyes properly

He's basically a charity that films the work they do
What the fuck is the issue? Is it cos he's one guy? Because he started as a youtuber (influencer) and those have a reputation as the narcissistic scum of the earth?

China be like

Someone please explain

Well, there’s a TV show called 60 minutes

Like... a road cruiseliner?
Wait, is it an airport?

Holy shit, the ancient sundae spoon

Oh it says babies
But the B is cut off slightly.
Took me a second…

At third floor hit yourself, you will thank us three months from now
What? Even in order it doesn’t make sense

My achievement this year was that I am getting better at coping with my mental disabilities :)

There's still payphones in my city but they're free now

Wow I'm sorry that you only invest in games when you need to mash buttons to kill dozens of faceless enemies.
Even tho God of War has that too...

I think its because they're treating it like an equation to solve rather than an unhappy experience

From a different point of view:
isn't it fantastic that you can have the peak of your happiness every day, and that it's so accessible?

It took me a second to realise this was a stairwell

That’s because they have fucking Special Attack stats