Cos his face is insured.

Weird.
Google says it’s actually Czech. Not Finnish.
And it’s what you may think
“Time for a blood test.”
“Ah fuck.”
Tbh this is applicable to a lot of languages. I don’t understand why they’re making it out to be exclusive

Probably because you were bored and not overstimulated as fuck.
Welcome to the modern day

Apparently expat Indians and resident Indians really hate each other? Like they have a weird superiority rivalry
Source: An expat Indian friend of mine

I mean, milliliters is a measurement of volume, so cm cubed would be correct.
It's different if you're comparing weight. I think the person in blue here is getting confused with volume to weight measurements, which aren't always consistent. (A cup of water compared to a cup of flour, for example)

The sign says Godzilla('s) egg

Bruh at least have some cucumber in there... :(

They served an important role in delivering bad news without getting beheaded. Because basically anyone got beheaded back then.

It’s just a screenshot of Kingdom.
Why?

Because 2/5ths isn't as sexy a fraction

What is it?
Edit: Googled, it's a hormonal IUD

It's not made of gold it's plated in gold.
And wholly underwhelming.

Damn you need to clip your cats nails. Get them a damn pedicure

Yeah if you have a frequent commitment and/or you won't be on holiday, or perhaps you will be on holiday.
Some people have plans that go beyond a fuckin week