A white Dragonborn Paladin?
Fuckin basic

Didn’t it fill with water?

The stock market is basically sponsoring a company and they give you a bit back (dividends)
But if they fail, you lose too

Your nose?

just get a stick and flick it away

I feel like a black hole wouldn’t be one-sided

It’s a difference in socialisation.
Men rarely get compliments, and are socialised to take women’s attention as positive.
Women get compliments often, but are told those compliments are objectifying (and unfortunately often are correct)

I think what they’re trying to get at here is that farmers are detached from the customer. They don’t know who the food is going to.
But the problem is… they know the food is going to /someone/
I’m sure they understand that food is important to society.
Not to mention farmers have very very low job security. Weather, economy, soil quality, disease, etc
Could all send them into poverty

The gif isn't working that's hilarious

Y’all check out the continuation of this it’s gold

Also, speaking out against police behaviour
Is NOT “insulting a person directly who happens to be a member of police”

Cos his face is insured.

Weird.
Google says it’s actually Czech. Not Finnish.
And it’s what you may think
“Time for a blood test.”
“Ah fuck.”
Tbh this is applicable to a lot of languages. I don’t understand why they’re making it out to be exclusive

Probably because you were bored and not overstimulated as fuck.
Welcome to the modern day

Apparently expat Indians and resident Indians really hate each other? Like they have a weird superiority rivalry
Source: An expat Indian friend of mine

I mean, milliliters is a measurement of volume, so cm cubed would be correct.
It's different if you're comparing weight. I think the person in blue here is getting confused with volume to weight measurements, which aren't always consistent. (A cup of water compared to a cup of flour, for example)

The sign says Godzilla('s) egg

Bruh at least have some cucumber in there... :(

They served an important role in delivering bad news without getting beheaded. Because basically anyone got beheaded back then.

It’s just a screenshot of Kingdom.
Why?