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creativedragonbaby


Why are you reading this?

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My school’s lunch for today 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Is that supposed to be a pizza?
Christ, I thought everyone’s school lunches were mid but this is bad
I don't feel so good Scoobs 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Why does the shadow make him look like he got boobs again
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It do be like that 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
And this is bad how?
People will laugh 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Well, baby is on their third DUI so, no!
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The more I think about it, the less I get it 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Is it perhaps the lack of tire marks?
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A Friday night gathering at home 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Why does that guy look like Klaus from Umbrella Academy
Huh 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Because that’s totally how words, suffixes and conjugation works.
YouTube users 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
For those who don’t know, Muzak is elevator music
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What a nice guy 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
You are the backup my good sir. The emergency rations
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I was watering the lawn and this thought occurred to me 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
If you’re able, get a rainwater tank.
No longer have to pay to get water for plants
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Your turn, Bezos 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I am confused
Why are people like this 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Politics is not a sport nor a religion.
They are meant to serve the public
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Your turn, Bezos 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
In utero injection?
I guess it's a chemical plant. Kawasaki, Japan 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I am amazed, in awe
Day 99 of Community Notes posting 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Do they mean Austria?
Because I’m fine
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Keep it clean 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
You’re drooling too much
Suck up my drool
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Man, the naughts were wild man. 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Why that year specifically?
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Keep it clean 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
“Hold on, I need to spit”
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This Is Important 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Nah but he got to kiss Shrek
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Coincidence or warning 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Took me a second lol
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androids 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
You forgot "do"
It's a question
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Pleasant shiny adolescent 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Some men have lower standards
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The timing of this advanced cancer is too perfect 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
Surprisingly not too difficult. Radioactive material half the size of a grain of rice is deadly
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Purely hypothetical 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 year ago
I’m basing it off of the last line that “everyone would be speaking their language.”
English is the most widespread language on Earth
Also the fact the user themselves is British (see the flag at the top)
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