It’s not Satan, it’s Satin

Maybe you could consider “leftist” a look?
Bright colours, piercings, etc

My dad, who is a carpet layer, scoffed at this.
He said that trying to use screws would take forever, especially if it’s into concrete.

Either Hannah or Caleb, because I am skilled in signalling I do not want to be talked to

Well… European cryptids can get wild.
The Irish fey are godless (literally)creatures that will kidnap or kill you just for kicking a ball into their yard

Yeah, have to conserve energy for that one thing

I like being middle class :)
Not rich enough to have a warped personality

That excludes him from the criteria, as someone who does not menstruate

Why would you hold it up to the bush if it’s nowhere similar.
You just covered the pages in roses

Can find friends at gym
Can get strong to do labour jobs at gym
Can maybe find GF at gym

Red Yoda

I believe this is referring to combining DNA of two women to fertilise an egg with two sets of genes.
I’m not entirely aware of the process and mechanics but it is indeed real
Because there is no Y male chromosome, it will always be a girl

House cleaner. $600 donations
Bruh

Because they didn’t fucking bother to put the location:
Karafuneya Parfait
I went there as well and there’s a whole wall of display parfaits of various sizes. That is the largest

Casually going through bone, no biggie

They even titled it “heh”
Lol

I mean… I saw a Hawaiian native explaining all the different ways how tourism is ruining her state, as well as the people who move to work there.
Overall, it seemed that the mainland Americans wanted to change Hawaii to suit themselves.

Looks AI generated, considering he has two moustaches

Damn, Civ is that cheap now??