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Huh 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I usually treat my lucid dreams as interactive movies. If I interfere with the one where I can catch supernatural creatures like Pokémon, and it breaks, I will never forgive myself
Being a lucid dreamer and having a nightmare is pretty handy because I can tell when it will *become* a nightmare and I can eject
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Singapore has no chill for drug traffickers 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
The question makes me think it’s a protest. That the amount you own equates to whether you die or not
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Work smarter 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
What are they?
My husband's birthday is this week. My parents gifted him this 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
The lightning eyes makes me think of the “kill yourself” meme
This sign at local garden center 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
Plant an endangered tree over their corpse. It can’t be dug up
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President Biden with union workers and his hard hat backwards 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
What happens when you treat politicians as celebrities
Maybe 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
Ohhh interesting. Thanks for the explanation!
My Sister is EVIL 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
Yeah it looks like a cookie
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Accurate mystified wombat 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I mean, sure, but what is this trying to say?
Justifying the accumulation of wealth? Or trying to stop people from giving away money as a form of moral cleansing?
Sleepy ultra careful 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
This is surprisingly deeper than it appears
Maybe 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 48 weeks ago
I don’t get it
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Sophie's choice 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Interrupting with a question is always very useful
Funniest politician atm 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Whoever downvoted me…
Please come forward and explain why. Downvoting without explanation is a cowards move
Funniest politician atm 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Bisexual erasure is allowing these people to be homophobic smh
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Sophie's choice 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Lack of eye contact, lack of response, blank/vague smile.
I could go on
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Hail Satan! 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
It’s not Satan, it’s Satin
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Dang kids these days. No style, I tell ya'. 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Maybe you could consider “leftist” a look?
Bright colours, piercings, etc
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I do what I want! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
My dad, who is a carpet layer, scoffed at this.
He said that trying to use screws would take forever, especially if it’s into concrete.
Sophie's choice 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Either Hannah or Caleb, because I am skilled in signalling I do not want to be talked to
Stupendous traveled tasty 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Well… European cryptids can get wild.
The Irish fey are godless (literally)creatures that will kidnap or kill you just for kicking a ball into their yard
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A death sentence 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Yeah, have to conserve energy for that one thing
Stop voting like you're rich when you're not. 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
I like being middle class :)
Not rich enough to have a warped personality
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The Secret Eeveelution 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 49 weeks ago
Mystereon*
Gym Good 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 50 weeks ago
I have autism, I recognise a joke only when I see one. (Ha) seriously though I don’t understand how it’s supposed to be funny
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Nonsense vulgar trapped 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 50 weeks ago
That excludes him from the criteria, as someone who does not menstruate
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