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My kid might be a comedian though 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
I think it’s meant to be ribs…
My kid might be a comedian though 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Why did they put a C as the spine and not a D or an I?
Lightest Aristotelian Terran 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Ah, of course. God did invent guns, after all
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Well? 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Hurrdurr bears can’t drive so you’d crash right away durrrr
I’d ask “show me the statistics” but I already know them.
Women are more likely to get into minor accidents (non fatal, non injurious) with a much higher frequency
Men are more likely to get into fatal accidents.
Lightest Aristotelian Terran 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
At this point, arguing against gun laws is just stupid
corpo 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Tax deductibles
Mother's Day Worldwide 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
More separate holidays to celebrate women?
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Dwight did get his own back at times 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Yeah as an autistic person myself, I don’t think Dwight is autistic. There’s a lot more that goes into it than just bad social skills.
I know what I’m making 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Reminder that a baby goat is called a kid
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A-Aurora Borealis? 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Aurora Australis was a few days ago
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The world’s first 100% employee-free McDonalds is now open in Texas 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Who tf cooks the food then
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Sheilas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
If a cockatoo can make a kangaroo hop away so can I.
If I meet a bloke in the outback I’m gonna appear on the goddam news as a missing person
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Overwrought Grasshopper 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Yeah until you have to deal with the cleanup
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Browningus pewpewonum 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
Me ordering a revolver off of Craigslist or something during school holidays to bring it to Hogwarts
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Lawl 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
I wonder why it is that the people who are so butthurt about women choosing men over bears… are usually men
The Māori: The indigenous people of New Zealand 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 25 weeks ago
For anyone wondering; they look scary like that because they’re trying to be scary. This is not the default
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Majestic sunset tonight 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
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Seriously 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
You’re missing the point. Perhaps on purpose. It is about the sheer frequency of women being violated by fully cognisant men. They are making the choice to assault women.
But we don’t do anything about it because trauma is invisible and bear attacks are visible
bear 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
Yeah see she was just asking for it by showing off all her delicious meat. The bear couldn’t help themselves
Perspective 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
I mean, avoiding can be considered winning?
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Tokyo food market 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
I only found out after going there, that ameyoko is more like two streets that converge
I see what you did there 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
If a yappy dog can scare off a bear then so can I.
But I don’t have confidence I can scare off a serial killer
Complaining 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
So
a) you want me to rephrase it into a complaint
b) it wasn’t directed at Roosevelt at all. I am extending this to in general, and that the people who would call it whining are the people who refuse to do anything abohtnit
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Bonus Community Notes 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 26 weeks ago
14% of bear attacks are fatal, but still less traumatising than being sexually assaulted
Additionally, these statistics are irrelevant.
The question is: would you rather run into a bear or a man?
The likelihood of encountering a bear day to day is a nonfactor
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