Follow instructions on screen? Okay!
*pumps petrol all over my car*

Trying to be unique and slightly more practical, but far uglier

This is a whole fuckin lot to unpack.
My prayers to this guy

Why did they put a C as the spine and not a D or an I?

Hurrdurr bears can’t drive so you’d crash right away durrrr
I’d ask “show me the statistics” but I already know them.
Women are more likely to get into minor accidents (non fatal, non injurious) with a much higher frequency
Men are more likely to get into fatal accidents.

At this point, arguing against gun laws is just stupid

Tax deductibles

Yeah as an autistic person myself, I don’t think Dwight is autistic. There’s a lot more that goes into it than just bad social skills.

Reminder that a baby goat is called a kid

Aurora Australis was a few days ago

Who tf cooks the food then

Yeah until you have to deal with the cleanup

I wonder why it is that the people who are so butthurt about women choosing men over bears… are usually men

For anyone wondering; they look scary like that because they’re trying to be scary. This is not the default

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Seems to be a cat

I mean, avoiding can be considered winning?

I only found out after going there, that ameyoko is more like two streets that converge