Damn, I can affect my surroundings according to my whims... and I get consequences.
I can fuck around and find out.

Me when I can read clocks and use my phone and see my hands in my dreams...
Lucid dreaming moment

You can actually tickle yourself with your tongue on the roof of your mouth

If it was found in China why is a cowboy holding it

I would personally consider under the bed being “tucked away”

Forgetting they ever existed.

Wow I can’t wait for them to get dirty and clumped together

Did you know there’s a poop museum in Japan?
But it’s not actually a museum it’s more like a fun park

A man that identifies with “they”
I’m sure they’re out there

Cyberpunk 2077

I thought they meant his air pods in backwards…

More like family guy or Gumball quotes….

Time to shake the food tin

But where's the two in the bush?

For some reason I read the title as “camel people”

Great, but certain details seem really fishy

What, that she was dating toxic women??
Or is it sarcastic, that people blame problems on being gay/women in general?

Follow instructions on screen? Okay!
*pumps petrol all over my car*

Trying to be unique and slightly more practical, but far uglier

This is a whole fuckin lot to unpack.
My prayers to this guy