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Thanksgiving 2011-2021 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 20 weeks ago
You can actually see him get thinner
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After spending over two years in this office, I've always admired what I thought was our 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
Yeah that’s a whole bunch of dead bugs. Not a moon decoration
Sykeologee 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
“Nobody else understands the world the way I do.”
“Of course, of course. Only you know Cthulhu is real and wants your donations.”
“Take my life savings.”
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Anon has a Date 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
Nah this means she has hella privilege
Shoutout to one of my best friends getting married this weekend! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
Best to go with they, it’s the safer option
Nazi moon base 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
“Hey mum I’m going out with some friends”
Where? To another building?
Surely not going to hang out for 3 hours outside with minimal clothing?
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Way before shaving was in style 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
For the people who can’t parse the old timey wordage:
He’s saying that women keep begging for it and his tongue gets tired.
Hm
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Jerking hissy uneasy 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
For more information:
The mice that had unlimited access to food and each other began abandoning their babies. They were so hedonistic they didn't bother.
The ones that did the best were the ones on the fringes, that had to make some sort of effort to get food and such.
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Christmas ruined 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
The Japanese says "classic classic"
The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 21 weeks ago
No, it’s about the mentality. If you are okay with it, insults don’t matter. I used to be really self conscious about certain parts of myself, but after reconciling that, comments about it doesn’t affect me anymore
The kids are gonna be okay 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
A strategy to avoid bullying is to own it before it becomes a weapon. If you have a weird nose, you go “yeah, I have a weird nose” and suddenly nobody can properly bully you about it
same 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
“Why are these women fucking all these men but not me?? I’m a man :((“
Bruh
Stay hydrated, kings 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
Confirmed: men not allowed to carry phones
Incredible 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
I think it’s a pretty clever choice of image
ggg 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
Yeah and you also interfered with other governments such as Venezuela, fucking up their entire country that was flourishing but that was a threat to capitalism
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Sore Turkey 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
Yknow what's interesting, my wood elf monk can run faster than a horse
GNㅤㅤㅤ 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
It's kinda interesting, because I'm assuming this has to do with pollution. Most developed countries actually export their trash to less developed countries, and then turn around and blame pollution on them.
Hoc suave powerless 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
Have you had chocolate gelato and chocolate? Those are two very different flavours.
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Is It Though? 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
Damn, I can affect my surroundings according to my whims... and I get consequences.
I can fuck around and find out.
Filling slapstick sassy 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
Me when I can read clocks and use my phone and see my hands in my dreams...
Lucid dreaming moment
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Here's a little lesson in trickery 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 weeks ago
You can actually tickle yourself with your tongue on the roof of your mouth
That's Fukang beautiful 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 23 weeks ago
If it was found in China why is a cowboy holding it
That's Fukang beautiful 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 23 weeks ago
Nah this is really interesting
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Setting up for a ****o 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 23 weeks ago
I would personally consider under the bed being “tucked away”