Keep microwaving it maybe it’ll speak

“Guns don’t kill people
The bullet does”

Smh
Children don’t like coffee makers

Given that Batman has at least two decades over his oldest Robin… hm

Too sciency
I will continue to believe the melting ice caps are cooling down the oceans like ice cubes in lukewarm water

For people who can’t read the red;
Google’s ai and now OpenAi use Google cloud as their preferred storage. So…

Says the one who didn’t use protection?

What is the point of this?

That’s *all* the Nutella? Seems like you didn’t have much left to begin with so why complain

Tbh that’s probably a high paying menial labour job such as sewage tank drainage or something

A cat with a soul patch, now I’ve seen it all

Yeah that would be great for touch typists, or people who rarely look at the keyboard or has an autocorrect

TL;DR
dude wants him to make an app where he can take money from scammers.
OP says that’s illegal whether the other person is a scammer or not, and refuses to do it
Their response was basically “but the scammer started it so it’s their fault”

So it’s clouds then? You’re on a mountain

What, instead of producing and storing milk? The actual function?
I guess next time your infant needs half a litre of milk a day, you can just make it on demand

I don’t get it

You fool it’s 32341

Before you say anything
This could easily have been handled by changing it to “male body type”

The tagline at the bottom lmaooo

Oracle: really? They couldn’t have given you anything else?

You can see there are orange leaves underwater on the right side, it’s just the sunlight highlighting them

“You can choose anything but I choose what is correct and incorrect”

It took me a bit to realise it’s a shell