Well yeah obviously the dead won’t fucking care.
Honour is for the living. And currently, you’re alive. So act like it

Looks more like a bear

I don’t get it
Oh wait now I do

Depends on your definition of touch.

Who put the “shit pants” button under the accelerator?

For anyone confused
It’s basically number of people per number of people

That’s because the campfire buddies talk shit about you and make you feel bad

So… you got recolonised? You’re excited about that?

If anyone wants to know, I unfortunately do

He was completely correct

This is a two-sided issue.
She probably sleeps with the type of men that won’t marry a woman anyway, even if it’s not her.

That’s why you count them smh

If your toenails are yellow, you might have an infection.

There’s a difference between acceptance and pride.
If not done carefully, pride can invalidate people struggling with the same issues. It gives off the impression that you’re having a great time with your illnesses, whereas others are suffering.

Welcome to not dying before 30
Farming
Recording information
Industrial revolution

Because she stared into the void of modern society and screamed “what the fuck”
The most relatable protagonist of this era

Keep microwaving it maybe it’ll speak

“Guns don’t kill people
The bullet does”

Smh
Children don’t like coffee makers

Given that Batman has at least two decades over his oldest Robin… hm

Too sciency
I will continue to believe the melting ice caps are cooling down the oceans like ice cubes in lukewarm water