Definitely some Jack Russel in there
And then a breed with big ears

Well they make sure the hospitals are- wait no, that’s privatised.

Yknow, depending on your lifestyle, I think rideshare services are cheaper.
So much for the car, the registration, the insurance, the petrol, any repairs, servicing, renewing your license, cleaning, etc.
Not worth it imo

Nero was an absolute massive egotist
Bro blamed the fire on the Christians cos he wouldn’t take credit for that one lol

All the Supernatural fans crawling out of the walls

Well holy fuck

The bare minimum!
*shocked pikachu face*

No it’s worded perfectly fine, it’s your gutter brain that ruined it

For those wondering, it’s probably an exhaust pipe for an oven, the dude just happens to line up with it

Hey kids, wanna overdose?

Well obviously the wheels are too fuckin big for the car. Bro is probably thinking about it too

Well yeah obviously the dead won’t fucking care.
Honour is for the living. And currently, you’re alive. So act like it

Looks more like a bear

I don’t get it
Oh wait now I do

Depends on your definition of touch.

Who put the “shit pants” button under the accelerator?

For anyone confused
It’s basically number of people per number of people

That’s because the campfire buddies talk shit about you and make you feel bad