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Lawl 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
It would be communist because there aren’t enough people/infrastructure to have classism yet
But when it gets more established, capitalism is 100% going to Mars
Wild times 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
Wait, this is related to that Haitian thing I saw recently, right?
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Damn Unfaithful Car Storage 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
The point of a marriage is to commit to each other
It’s a betrayal of trust that they spent thousands on ceremony for
Well, that will exfoliate 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
?? Yes? What’s the joke here?
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Ctrl + shift + t + prayer 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
what were they trying to do? in almost every program, that closes the window
I am curious how does the LockPickingLawyer feel around walls like this one 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
He sees how flimsy these representations of relationship strength really are
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Stylized sentient primer 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
The wet bugs are big enough to take the shell off tho
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We ruled the world, now we're alcoholics 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
For anyone too lazy to Google:
Vomiting on purpose to make yourself feel better
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Embarrassed low-carb dependable 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
What’s the issue here?
Relaxing is important
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Opposite fluttering another 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
Coal stairs?
My yearly nativity setup 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
I mean, decent accuracy with having The Spectre there
Oops! All shells 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
Seems to be similar to the obvious plant stuff
Im China be funny here 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
That is an amazing caption lmao
Despairing magazine infantile 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
Horse replies “You’re the reason I drink. Congrats on the business model, asshole”
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A Spider caught a Scorpion in my kitchen 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
That’s like catching a whole cow. Gonna take ages to eat that
Nice 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
I don’t think it matters if it’s being activated by a button rather than proximity
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If only we knew what caused it 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 weeks ago
Hmm, I wonder if things could
Now this is a long shot here
Affect each other? Like, not exist in a vacuum? Interesting
Goofy obeisant brimstone 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 weeks ago
I do agree that this meme is being purposefully race-focused
But also, it’s a very minority-heavy industry
Goofy obeisant brimstone 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 weeks ago
I don’t know about you
But my delivery/ride shares are almost never white
Oy! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 weeks ago
Might be a more southern thing?
Broker imperfect sizable 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 weeks ago
But… the daredevil show was really good ;-;
Chat is this real 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 weeks ago
The point is
The joke falls flat because it doesn’t make sense
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Look what they did to this poor car 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 weeks ago
Chick magnet? Nah, fridge magnet
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Fertile Reindeer 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 11 weeks ago
“I will steal all your cattle!”
“Uh, most of us don’t have cattle…”
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How I assume the rest of the world views the USA 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 11 weeks ago
Yeah, they don’t have diabetes
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