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Q for sQuirrel and V for vio(Gibson)lin 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
Bruh
Could’ve literally used a picture of a Quail
My girlfriend's Japanese roommate had to leave in a hurry and left these behind: 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
My Japanese friends write very similar notes when they come to visit me in Aus
Stay wholesome 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
Have y’all seen the theory that Pinky is the genius and Brain is the crazy one?
Oftentimes Brain sabotages his own plans, and people theorise it’s because he can’t handle succeeding.
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Who the f is this breh brehs literally no idea 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Well duh, a ship can function on crew alone
But a captain is important
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Networked warm ill 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Some plants can’t handle full sun, Peggy…
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Mathematically, the odds of getting 5 double-yolked eggs in a row is 1 in 1 quintillion 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Unless you specifically purchase double yolked eggs
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The problem with Dunning-Kruger 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
I think a better way to phrase it is "when you realise you have more to learn"
You're ok fatty 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Especially for bus drivers, that “minimal” service is actually uncommon
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Lawl 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
It would be communist because there aren’t enough people/infrastructure to have classism yet
But when it gets more established, capitalism is 100% going to Mars
Wild times 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
Wait, this is related to that Haitian thing I saw recently, right?
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Damn Unfaithful Car Storage 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
The point of a marriage is to commit to each other
It’s a betrayal of trust that they spent thousands on ceremony for
Well, that will exfoliate 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
?? Yes? What’s the joke here?
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Ctrl + shift + t + prayer 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
what were they trying to do? in almost every program, that closes the window
I am curious how does the LockPickingLawyer feel around walls like this one 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
He sees how flimsy these representations of relationship strength really are
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Stylized sentient primer 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
The wet bugs are big enough to take the shell off tho
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We ruled the world, now we're alcoholics 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
For anyone too lazy to Google:
Vomiting on purpose to make yourself feel better
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Embarrassed low-carb dependable 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
What’s the issue here?
Relaxing is important
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Opposite fluttering another 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
Coal stairs?
My yearly nativity setup 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
I mean, decent accuracy with having The Spectre there
Oops! All shells 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
Seems to be similar to the obvious plant stuff
Im China be funny here 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
That is an amazing caption lmao
Despairing magazine infantile 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
Horse replies “You’re the reason I drink. Congrats on the business model, asshole”
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A Spider caught a Scorpion in my kitchen 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
That’s like catching a whole cow. Gonna take ages to eat that
Nice 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
I don’t think it matters if it’s being activated by a button rather than proximity
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