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Why are you reading this?

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It's that time of year 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
PUT ON SOME EXTRA CLOTHES YOU BITCH
STOP WASTING ELECTRICITY
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Where you going with this? 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
I wish I could give ten likes
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Journalism keyboard 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
Can someone fuckin read this blurry ass image?
I can’t be the only one, surely? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
What is the point of using an abbreviation if you’re going to type it out fully afterward?? Just use google, lazy bastard
It showed an arrow 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
Looks to the right. Doesn’t see anything. Follows the arrow. Gets unnecessarily insulted
Shoulda said bottom right smh
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Two-lane statewide professional 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
That last one is 100% AI generated. It has specific language that AIs use, like “fostering”
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Q for sQuirrel and V for vio(Gibson)lin 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 weeks ago
Bruh
Could’ve literally used a picture of a Quail
My girlfriend's Japanese roommate had to leave in a hurry and left these behind: 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
My Japanese friends write very similar notes when they come to visit me in Aus
Stay wholesome 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Have y’all seen the theory that Pinky is the genius and Brain is the crazy one?
Oftentimes Brain sabotages his own plans, and people theorise it’s because he can’t handle succeeding.
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Who the f is this breh brehs literally no idea 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Well duh, a ship can function on crew alone
But a captain is important
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Networked warm ill 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Some plants can’t handle full sun, Peggy…
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Mathematically, the odds of getting 5 double-yolked eggs in a row is 1 in 1 quintillion 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Unless you specifically purchase double yolked eggs
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The problem with Dunning-Kruger 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
I think a better way to phrase it is "when you realise you have more to learn"
You're ok fatty 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 weeks ago
Especially for bus drivers, that “minimal” service is actually uncommon
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Lawl 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
It would be communist because there aren’t enough people/infrastructure to have classism yet
But when it gets more established, capitalism is 100% going to Mars
Wild times 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
Wait, this is related to that Haitian thing I saw recently, right?
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Damn Unfaithful Car Storage 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
The point of a marriage is to commit to each other
It’s a betrayal of trust that they spent thousands on ceremony for
Well, that will exfoliate 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
?? Yes? What’s the joke here?
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Ctrl + shift + t + prayer 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
what were they trying to do? in almost every program, that closes the window
I am curious how does the LockPickingLawyer feel around walls like this one 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 weeks ago
He sees how flimsy these representations of relationship strength really are
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Stylized sentient primer 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
The wet bugs are big enough to take the shell off tho
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We ruled the world, now we're alcoholics 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
For anyone too lazy to Google:
Vomiting on purpose to make yourself feel better
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Embarrassed low-carb dependable 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
What’s the issue here?
Relaxing is important
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Opposite fluttering another 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 weeks ago
Coal stairs?