White mascara would’ve made it perfect

What you do is slowly move the conversation towards the exit

A human usually enters items into the system
Seems like this person couldn’t give a fuck about copying it from the box

The butt is at the base of the tail
Which means they’re actually going into the elephant’s balls

My dad didn’t have knee pads
Now his knees look like those pads (flat)

There was literally a short story about this
A utopia that would crumble if they stopped torturing this one particular child

His enemies probably branded him a con artist. And who knows? Maybe he was.

And this is why you ALWAYS ask for multiple photos

Ooh the rare 6 toed cat

Oh my god the Coneheads

Anton Ego isn’t bald tho

One of the things people often miss is that it takes energy to *maintain* muscle as well.
Also depends on your metabolism

“Odysseus is the model of the loyal husband” are you shitting me
Penelope was way more loyal.
She fended off dudes for YEARS

Yeah it’s all fun and games until several people are hospitalised because they have a fucking towel in their stomach

For those who wanna know more:
Geiko is an apprentice Geisha
Geiko can be photographed.
Geisha, as professional performers, are usually not.

Yeah a helicopter does not work the same as a plane. This guy’s a dumbass and he died for it

Average sunset where I live tbh

People don’t invite you to their gathering
Or leave you out of the group char

Uh… if you go into your files they have the exe files in there… you can play single player games…

That’s because you never googled it

City Skylines
Literally is not that hard

Bollywood’s movie production is SIGNIFICANTLY higher quantity than Hollywood. Not necessarily better quality, just a lot.
So watching one will unlock maybe 5% of the catalogue and whoops, half your feed is Bollywood