Shh don’t tell them potatoes are a vegetable

What is it with morning people and expecting everyone else to also be morning people?

As a retail worker, I can sense there’s definitely some missing context here.
To give everyone in this story the benefit of the doubt, there could be a very long line. I refuse to start a conversation if there’s like 6 people waiting yknow

Most accurate representation of a dogs thought process I’ve seen

The itch juice is to make sure dinner doesn’t randomly end halfway.

Trying to rehabilitate dogs with ptsd

If he straightened his back a bit more it would look better

Juice is a bit misleading because of fructose

Put on a movie then smfh

It’s supposed to say nose

What kind of fuckin idiot thinks Panama is in Africs

*instant death*

Fun fact: testosterone can be converted into estrogen in the body

The reason why we have to remind ourselves to not judge a book by its cover is because we do it all the time.
However, facial expression is a VERY big indicator of someone’s mood and temperament. So it’s not a stretch to say you can tell if someone’s gonna be nasty

I’m partial to a flanged mace myself

Genderbent average marriage

As opposed to exclusively drinking soft drinks, I guess?

I mean, yes but
Moving too fast will cause mistakes. And some mistakes may be too big to fix

Yeah we derived it from beetles
That counts as natural colouring!
But we won’t tell you that

With great booba comes great back pain
And sweat