I can wish for finite wishes though.
I wish for 100 wishes.

Damn bro built the street

A bundle of sticks is called a-
Google it

Shh don’t tell them potatoes are a vegetable

What is it with morning people and expecting everyone else to also be morning people?

As a retail worker, I can sense there’s definitely some missing context here.
To give everyone in this story the benefit of the doubt, there could be a very long line. I refuse to start a conversation if there’s like 6 people waiting yknow

Most accurate representation of a dogs thought process I’ve seen

The itch juice is to make sure dinner doesn’t randomly end halfway.

Trying to rehabilitate dogs with ptsd

If he straightened his back a bit more it would look better

Juice is a bit misleading because of fructose

Put on a movie then smfh

It’s supposed to say nose

What kind of fuckin idiot thinks Panama is in Africs

*instant death*

Fun fact: testosterone can be converted into estrogen in the body

The reason why we have to remind ourselves to not judge a book by its cover is because we do it all the time.
However, facial expression is a VERY big indicator of someone’s mood and temperament. So it’s not a stretch to say you can tell if someone’s gonna be nasty

I’m partial to a flanged mace myself