Hippo just gave birth

Took me a second
Lololol

Graphic design is my passion

Well it's more like drawing a person on human leather. An important distinction

Not sure, but it might be in the metropolitan government building?

How much for a boat? Or a yacht?

Except some fucking idiots are bringing it back

That’s just intentional misreading. The gaps between words are large

Cat rizz

Or maybe they thought “if we both work, we’ll do half each”
And then capitalism said “ha, no. Lower the minimum wage.”

I guarantee Alex has never worked even an 8 hour day in his life

Jesus fuck that’s a lot of karaoke bars

From the goddam cars movie

Here’s the thing: she refuses to eat that food. And when given the choice between a sausage and a gnome, she eats the damn gnome.
(Which we later find out are transformed children)

It took me a second, it’s on his knee

That’s actually based off of your search history…

Not a full transcript:
“Do you view your brain as a muscle you can exercise? How do you exercise it? Do you have a routine?”
“I take psychedelics and watch anime without subtitles. Gotta confuse the brain muscles.”

Sure
But are the bags individual? It doesn’t matter if the casing is separate or not

These are oddly specific numbers