Except some fucking idiots are bringing it back

That’s just intentional misreading. The gaps between words are large

Cat rizz

Or maybe they thought “if we both work, we’ll do half each”
And then capitalism said “ha, no. Lower the minimum wage.”

I guarantee Alex has never worked even an 8 hour day in his life

Jesus fuck that’s a lot of karaoke bars

From the goddam cars movie

Here’s the thing: she refuses to eat that food. And when given the choice between a sausage and a gnome, she eats the damn gnome.
(Which we later find out are transformed children)

It took me a second, it’s on his knee

That’s actually based off of your search history…

Not a full transcript:
“Do you view your brain as a muscle you can exercise? How do you exercise it? Do you have a routine?”
“I take psychedelics and watch anime without subtitles. Gotta confuse the brain muscles.”

Sure
But are the bags individual? It doesn’t matter if the casing is separate or not

These are oddly specific numbers

He’s a grower AND a shower

I have literally never had a “icecream machine broke” situation
I guess it’s just an American thing?

You can actually go up to the top, and get a decent view of the city. (But it’s covered with mesh)

Currently reading a novel called Nebula’s Civilisation
It starts out like a very well written video game isekai where the players are gods, but it goes into some really interesting theological discussion towards the end.
Earlier on, they actually bring up the “if god is good and mighty, why does evil exist?”
Well, in this situation god isn’t necessarily all powerful, and also with the perspective that suffering leads to change, development. We know this because we live in the modern era. We know the steps taken along civilisation

Well no
Because I assumed your name was Sherman and not the name of the person who signed the tattoo

27 is still young
37, yeah that’s equal with milf

Or you could just start with a bowl that is way too big and struggle to get all of it out and clean it after

Cravings can usually be for something you’re missing in your diet
Like, craving salty foods when low on sodium (or water. Hydrate)