Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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That's work for you... 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Having girl problems? I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't 1..
Only christian dogs go to heaven 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
you don't exist
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Blackmailing dad 13 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
he deserved it
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Only christian dogs go to heaven 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
cats actually have 9 lives to try and earn their souls
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Only christian dogs go to heaven 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
The only major difference between dogs and human is humans are smarter
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Day 50 of your daily dose of cute!!! I bet you didn't know you needed this gif until now 6 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Give back my pancake you sick son of a b*tch
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Oh boy 12 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
money
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Oh boy 12 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
as a first year in computer science may I just say... Why the F%$@ do I need to learn F#&$ING CALCULUS
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?! 8 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
we didnt invent shit, smarter people than us invented that
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Times have changed 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
LoL
Easiest floating orb magic trick 5 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
weird al? is that you
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Spelling bee 8 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
H to the Izz-o, V to the Izz-a
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Cop beats black man in New York 11 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
sshhhhhh... you saw nothing
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Cop beats black man in New York 11 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Jesus man, nfsw
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This might be the most accurate thing ever written 22 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
ooohhh creationism... thats not even close
This might be the most accurate thing ever written 22 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I actually have no idea what you're trying to say?
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Tortoise gives a helping hand to his upside down friend 4 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
now they gonna bang
This might be the most accurate thing ever written 22 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
i dont know what either of those are
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Love it 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I loved this movie so much
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Those eyes 15 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
oh olivia wilde, you rascal
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Woman blames bus driver for traffic and man shuts her mouth in the most entertaining way 4 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
as if you could, I'd be laughing harder than everyone else on the damn bus
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When there's already presents under the tree 12 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
It's my dick in a box
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Cute dog rescues his sister from a toy snake attack 2 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
as a tough manly man all I have to say is... aahhhhhh he's so cute, my wittle heart is melting
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It all started... 10 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
that's because they're the best
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Cutting an elastic band ball in half gives you something really weird 8 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
now why does that look familiar
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