Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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Hello FS I'm here to provide you with cuteness. Day 1 of your daily dose of cute 50 comments
cryingchicken · 48 weeks ago
Haven't been in this site for years, kinda nostalgic. Any idea what happened to days 2 and 366? No particular reason, just curious
Quality time with dog 6 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
The "I'm Dashing" killed me
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No idea if this is true 27 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
Where are my testicles, Summer?
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hoo rah 42 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
yeah, now I'm gonna go find a safe place and cry, thank you very much
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hoo rah 42 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
well this post hurt my feelings
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The scariest farm animal 13 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
well you terrify me
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ok 21 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
Can I have a relationship with a wasp though?
Tom Hiddleston is such a sweet man! 36 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
Oh, here come the waterworks
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lowkey 2 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
there is nothing lowkey about this
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Hard to find nowadays 6 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
What the hell do you mean by people!!
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No they are not! I was attacked by one once 14 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
my legs arent that skinny are they :(
I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
iron hands in my ass... oh boy
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Which movie is this advertising? 39 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
ok so deadpools marketing is on point, even if the movie ends up bad people should take note
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Gotta catch 'em all 7 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
dusk balls baby
Seems like a common problem 24 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
my people
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Hilarious, worth the watch, there is plenty of swearing so beware 8 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
still a funny video though
Hilarious, worth the watch, there is plenty of swearing so beware 8 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
this video was published in 2013?
Proud non reader of books 24 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
He actually has a few really good songs too. Just most people only heard the one with kim, bound 2 (which is mostly shit)
Ouch!! 12 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
Some people call me Maurice
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Proud non reader of books 24 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
if somebody doesn't like reading books, that's fine. But as a rapper he should probably want to be "wordy"
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I honestly don't understand 39 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
I think it's less that their new shows are shit, and more that we're not their target demographic. Our parents probably didn't like our shows that much either
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Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
he even looks like an asshole
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This Is Probably World's Worst Sketch That Presented As Evidence To The Grand Jury 2 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
this is the kind of stuff you see in a sitcom
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