Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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TØP 16 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
I heard them for the first time yesterday and have been listening to them nonstop since then
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Yro'ue* 11 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
I had lots of problems reading that. I understood it just fine because as humans we are adept at noticing patterns or similarities.
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Why 8 comments
cryingchicken · 4 years ago
I already have a couple names I'd like to name my kids one day
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Captain douchebag 20 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
TOO MUCH!!
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How did he get out? 10 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
he walked all the way backwards
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What color is this? 70 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
LSD Colour
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I'm sure he'll get all the footlongs he can handle. 10 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
i saw it on reddit, so take it witha grain of salt I suppose
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/3tgmpq/subways_jared_fogle_sentenced_to_156_years/
Edit: I also googled 'Jared Fogle terabyte' and found a couple articles about it
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I'm sure he'll get all the footlongs he can handle. 10 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
apparently he had 5.6 terabytes of child porn... thats way too much of any kind of porn
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DAY 365 OF YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 106 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
you absolutely know what I want
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DAY 365 OF YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 106 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
It peaked at day 2... for no particular reason...
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Britney Spears invented anime 12 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
does that mean that Britney invented Kanye then? ... that sounds like a logical conclusion
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You will hate me for this 17 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
a little trick to make it appear like the tv is getting smashed is to punch your screen
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20 Corny Pick Up Lines For Women 9 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
I like 12
A left-handed student wrote this with her right hand 24 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
not enough, beg for forgiveness
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This one scares the shit out of me! 16 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
I hate you with a passion that will last an eternity... or for like 3 seconds
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A left-handed student wrote this with her right hand 24 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
thats sounds harder than just using your hand?
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This is why we can't have nice things 11 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
which video?
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Someone Combine Vin Diesel's Singing With Sam Smith's "Stay With Me" 6 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
fun fact: the chorus to this song is just a slowed down version of won't back down
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This goat chose the thug life 13 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
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Our system is flawed! All is worthless 9 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
clearly that is a large banana that is about 2 bananas long
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Kids are smarter than teachers 6 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
9 years ago... this is too soon, reported for repost
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Crayons! 42 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
it looks like a line is missing
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Well, they're just as annoying as the bell 23 comments
cryingchicken · 5 years ago
Why's the dean from community making you stay in class
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