Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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Mac and cheese 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
yup, I just saw an egg from the start and was confused. Also thank you, the 5 year old in me is satisfied
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Mac and cheese 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
explain it like I'm 5
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Yes this post is depressing... But oh so accurate 29 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I say im fine all the time but people always question me about, when all i mean is im fine
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I bet you did it 13 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Them baggy sweat pants
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Anyone else think Cinna was sorta like a father figure for Katniss? 4 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
he just wants to fly away
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Queen's music linked to autism 6 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
*ba dum tiss*
The world would probably become a better place 28 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
i dont care who it is, dont encourage people to kill themsevles
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I can't look away.. (@_@) 24 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
What, you said to look me in the eyes?
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p*rnstars 23 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
"As long as they're happy... and SAFE" - Me, 5 hours ago
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Just a tad creepy... 10 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
all I can think about is how weird a blowjob would be with that make up...
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p*rnstars 23 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I wouldn't enourage them, but I would call them dumb for wanting to. As long as they're happy... and SAFE
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p*rnstars 23 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
also some people are just very sexual, and porn is usually a safer choices then sleeping with random people
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Co-co-coral 2 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Mum mum mum mah
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Coma feels 17 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
it would be hard but probably... also you'd wait some time, but not 12 years
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What have these guys in common with Leonardo? 10 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
some have 2
Bro tip 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
then why would she make the date plans in the first place
Flawless logic 14 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
dont believe it, sticking my dick in a blender
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calm down Satan 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
that's a little much for a joke...
It's mean, yes, but it's true. 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
most kids are dumb, just hope they dont stay dumb
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Marco pierre white 5 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
tears of joy or like what he does to the chef on hell's kitchen
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Maury gives a totally necessary DNA test 9 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
cause he's a nice guy, despite being with a bitch
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I choked on my coffee 20 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
DA DA DA
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Can you find the hiding cat? 33 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
don't worry, it's not a gif. It would say on the side if it were one
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I honestly forgot about that kid... 9 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
For the Wolf
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