Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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I told this joke to my mom and she just layed her head down in disappointment 5 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Can somebody explain it like im 5
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Growing up with braces 61 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
after rereading my comment, it sounds a lot more dickish than I intended
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Growing up with braces 61 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
having gone through this myself... it wasnt bad at all you bunch of babies
It doesn't mean shit when it falls through 5 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
his new album is actually pretty good
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D'awwwww 19 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
we're through
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Ahh! Human! 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
"Ahh hooman please spare me"
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I Can't Stop Laughing! 4 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
This is the first time in a while i actually lol'd
Dem sexting skillz dou 15 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
He won't have it
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Dem sexting skillz dou 15 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
but on the surface i look calm and ready
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oh, hi bill 8 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
he was accused of things
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Magician fooled Penn & Teller by solving Rubik's Cubes in a split second 2 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
isn't this the guy who was pulled over by the cops and got out of a ticket by doing this? cause it looks like him
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Guess what 17 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
hello there sweetie
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Smells Like Teen Shovel 4 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
why is this so perfect
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Chicken-shaped strawberry 8 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
sexy
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How to troll Kayne West 8 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
a little uncalled for
Hypnotist cures Howie Mandel of his OCD live on stage 6 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I still think it was awesome regardless
3 pills 85 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
you don't have to have sex with everyone, only the people with STDs... you're getting a little carried away
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This guy made a PipBoy 3000A*breathing intensifies**uses stimpak* 14 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
or if you're not smart enough, like me, you can buy the fallout 4 collectors edition
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Rate my new setup 15 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
You assume I'm gonna wipe
Rate my new setup 15 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
8/8
The guy who wrote & produced "Call Me Maybe" made a song about pop songs (Pop 101) 6 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
they wrote a lot of other songs too, marianas trench is a kinda popular band
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Dragonboat, tug of war style! 1 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
that's actually an amazing idea
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The Octobasse. Capable of playing frequencies lower than humans can hear 6 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
*Gasps* I can finally hit the Fabled Brown Note
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HOOMAN!Watz i do wit it?! 9 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
This is just a tribute
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Some other names? 15 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you