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I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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Magician reveals the secret behind shell game 2 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
never mind the shell game, where did the tennis balls come from? F*cking wizard show offs
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Your heart breaks a little 22 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I just rewatched this scene and now I'm crying... I hope you're happy with yourself
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Healthiest sleeping positions 2 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
well shit
The sad truth 16 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
but by the end of it you'll be so swoll tho
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at IKEA 6 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Hey Donna
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Kitty just turned DANGEROUS! 9 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
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Pokemon these days 13 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
it's just so fun to say
Eminem complaition 7 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
most of rap is just a bunch of puns... even some of the really bad rap
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Pokemon these days 13 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
...maybe
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Pokemon these days 13 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
My favorite is Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddilydiddilydoodilyhiddilyhoodily
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Ashley fckin' Benson, guys 14 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Q*bert
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“This homework is optional but you should do it for practice” 3 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
That title is perfect
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How many horses 27 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
there's like, at least 2 horses
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Japan is slam jammin 11 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Hey you, watcha gonna do
oops 14 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
seriously tho, props to the painter cause that was clever af
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Never 17 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
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Never 17 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
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Pitbull 10 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
hasn't he had kids with like 5 different women
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Who are you 162 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
I also just realized that if I live til im 105 I'll have live in 3 centuries... its a sign
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Let the games begin 38 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
i just want to live til 105 so i can say i lived in 3 different centuries
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Boys of FunSubstance 16 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
soo... is that a yes?
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Who are you 162 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
but... but he's still alive
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Who are you 162 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
wikipedia says otherwise, she was apparently 105
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Who are you 162 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
Rose Elizabeth Fitzgerald Kennedy, I was JFK's mom
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I told this joke to my mom and she just layed her head down in disappointment 5 comments
cryingchicken · 9 years ago
ooohhhh I totally missed that, thank you
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