I gave up pop for chocolate milk... best decision ever, and I don't drink coffee

I think that would work with to fathers too. "go ask your mother", "but I don..." "DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER!" *giggles like a child*

I laughed harder than I should have

This would be my biggest fear of being a father

most people aren't this heroic

but... why? :(

This is really hard to do with my computer... but i did it

stanley from stanley's parable

My mom would yell my name and I would hear her and yell back but she wouldn't hear me and get mad for not responding.

but pluto was da bes :(

android

"Fine, I'll wait here human. You can play in the puddle"

and people use to talk about how chuck norris was the shit

I would not trust giving an otter my finger through a tiny hole