Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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Guy photoshops himself into celebrity photos 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I like the angry kanye in the last pic
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One way ticket to hell 26 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
*turns volume on tv 1 tic higher*
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Truth about spiders 21 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
hmmm... maybe I wont kill the next spider i see, but I'm definately leaving the room
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One way ticket to hell 26 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I dunno? maybe we're too DANGEROUS for him? *knocks over flower pot*
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Disney got real 9 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
x-ray?
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One way ticket to hell 26 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I wonder if he'll even let us stay in hell? He might just kick us out
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Single dad 13 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
This is too funny
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My face when my chemistry teacher says I got a 10 in the exam. 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
is the exam out of 10? what kind of exam is out of 10?
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Something peachy 10 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
luigi on the other hand refuses to look up toads pants... good guy luigi
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Internet Etiquette: Step One 16 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
nah
No inside pockets 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
i dont even use my inside pocket
press the damn b*tton! 35 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
If only I knew what I had to do?
Old artists vs. New artists 65 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Agreed. However, any and all attempts to defend justin beiber will result in a one way ticket to the kiddies table in the pit of doom
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Internet Etiquette: Step One 16 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
you can absolutely disrespect. A reasonable opinion on the other hand
Harry Potter feels 13 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
plot twist: I'm crying
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I think I just made the most horrible joke ever 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?... 17
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Tell me you haven't done this before 14 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
reminds me of the 20th century fox flute cover
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Why are you walking with your back bent 2 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Brock?
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Old artists vs. New artists 65 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
because if its "what makes you beautiful" that song sampled\ripped off summer nights from grease
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Old artists vs. New artists 65 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
which song?
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I have..just about all of them.. 36 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I also generally don't fantasize about other men
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Can you read this? 54 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
then how did you write it?
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The best reason to be a scientist 4 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
that'd be awesome... if i drank
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Can you relate? 54 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
all but the second last... dont have an ipod
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