Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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When the quiet kid talks 25 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I remember in religion class, like 6 months in was the first time i said anything outloud. The teacher asked what wood was used to make noah's ark, and responded with "Gopher wood"... don't know why I anwsered that question
Soviet 2 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
well that's a thigh-slapper
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Friendship is a fragile thing 18 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
maybe next time you'll get lucky and they'll be those really cheap scissors that can't cut shit
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Poor Mario just doesn't understand 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I feel bad everytime I see this
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They're so cute 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
awww, everyone is a titan to her
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We Could Be Starving 10 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
why did i get downvotes for that?
22 prettiest female athletes at the Sochi Olympics 47 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Because being in the olympics isn't enough
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What's your favorite hue? 14 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
huge like jackman
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this is so beautiful! 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Divine
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Wait what 10 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
a little weird but i feel bad if he got dumped for that
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Alphabet Insanity... Must Watch!! 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I think its a dummy
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50 years from now 29 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Yeah equality is an illusion. so screw gays, and you know what screw everyone who isn't white too. Also take away womens right they dont deserve them. Better yet take away women, guys can be with themselves... wait what? (All of this is sarcasm btw)
I feel like a moron. Why didn't they just show me this in math class? 16 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I think I get it now, I just never questioned why a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Alphabet Insanity... Must Watch!! 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
nice username
EDIT: also... HOLY SHIT!!!
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I feel like a moron. Why didn't they just show me this in math class? 16 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I have no idea what this means... not in the slightest
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We Could Be Starving 10 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
...actually a good song
a super fun aquarium 9 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
The proudest moment in somebodies life, they taught sarcasm
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When nature blocks your way 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
that's actually really sweet
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Canada VS USA hockey game tomorrow. This is a billboard in Chicago. 22 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I think It's about time we take one for the team Canada... So we can end him ourselves
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Health care 45 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Nunavut and saskatchewan
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50 years from now 29 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I always wonder what it's like fighting on the losing side of a battle
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Kanye taking a stroll with his favorite person. And kim 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
he looks genuinely happy
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Mona lego 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
that's still better than anything I can do
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Development of a chick 39 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
*Cries*
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The numbers check out 14 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
F#%&