Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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Dinosaur thing AWWW YEAHHHHH 85 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I miss the dinosaur thing still
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Only art students will get this. 20 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Well I guess I'm a nobody
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Some guys just don't have the moves 43 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I hate that would probably end up doing most of these myself
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Hunting you down 124 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
but he's the conductor of the poop train
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The Rest of Us 40 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Seriously guys I've said it before and I'll say it again... Hif like José
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Wooden doll makeup 12 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
well isnt that the scariest F#%&ing thing
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Clean water in the middle of contamination 9 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I thought that was just the ground, then I realized it was more water
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Pigs just want to have fun! 14 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Rad grind dude
Imagining dragons 21 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
we cant go any deeper... (thats where my demons hide)
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Girlfriend 21 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
you should change it so when she uses it next it says "Yes" right on her face
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Neat 21 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
WHERE'S THE BUY NOW BUTTON!
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I see what you did there :3 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
another name for a rooster and NPH's sexual orientation
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Probably red 30 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I wouldn't get a Lamborghini, I'd get like 10 other muscle cars but prob not a lambo
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Whenever someone uses the word "Literally" 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
figuratively doesnt have the same oomph as literally
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I don't want to shower 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
its so heartbroken
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The psycho test 27 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
so me thinking that the man cast some kind of evil hex on her isn't logical? pffft
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Boys... 22 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I'll have you know I would have fainted at the first one
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What... 23 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
when they leave tho...
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What... 23 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
not use, just sit there and act like im not sitting in a portable masterbation hut... dary
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Things that say a lot about people. 26 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
murderous rampage, how do I rate
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Because I'm happy... 23 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
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Any objections? 65 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I'd settle for a moose or some maple syrup
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