Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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My Favorite South Park joke 8 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
am i missing something or am i just a colossal idiot?
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When I find the other sock to my favorite pair of socks 7 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
FuuuuuuUUUUUUUCK
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I'm coming home 36 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
P. Diddy doesn't really belong in Frozen
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So this is creepy. 153 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
i thought it was just gonna be annie getting dave to confess his feelings
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So Perf 9 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
thanks, I had most just not FUN or christina Perri (I dont like FUN)
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So Perf 9 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
what are all the song? I dont know a couple of them and its really bugging me
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What a stupid question, its 50 44 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
i thought it was 120
If George R. R. Martin wrote The Lion King 4 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
"threeeeee pooiinter"
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Door locked 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
what game is dat
"Draw me like one of your French girls.." 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
she got da booty
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X-Men The last stand Facts 4 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Alan Cuming, the original Loki
What do you do with all that truck? 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
never apologize for singing
If they aren't in the right pockets I just don't feel right 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
same but my wallet's in my back right pocket
I'm coming home 36 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
love this song
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What do you do with all that truck? 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
all that junk inside that truck
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Actual Advice from my grandpa 17 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
but to somebody they're perfect
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So true... Or is it? Or is it true? 30 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
its true enough
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>inb4 average american 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Not really a confession, Just a really nice thing to do
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It's a Thing Now, Deal With It 4 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long,
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
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The flip flops are just too much 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
GET HIM!
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Definitely would 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
fair point
Definitely would 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
a lot of people wouldn't think very highly of china acting like a bunch of children
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Works every time... They immediately spill everything 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
i was always told to fix it yourself but make them think your gonna have a mechanic fix it so you can drive down the price a little
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If you cross your eyes just right, this gif becomes a 'magic eye' gif 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
theres supposed to be 3 when you cross your eyes, and once you get use to it and focus it's in 3d rather than 2d
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If you cross your eyes just right, this gif becomes a 'magic eye' gif 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
no, it just takes a lot of practice to cross your eyes the right way
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