dont worry guys, two of those arent facts because they didnt say "FACT" after them

DASHCON 2015!

i need this

what devil fruit powers did you get?

where can i get one of these

Steve Jobs funniest joke was said at the D5 conference. 'Apple is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction'. The joke is in reference to Gil Amelio, the previous CEO of Apple
at least according to the description of the video

that's a clever commercial

now they have a mega slowpoke

rip

I'd hit that

this hurts me everytime i see it

I'd read up until now to see how my life is being wrote

whatcha readin?

*boioioioioing*

Heavy jackets all the time, Cold as balls, sometimes you really need to get to school, and snow is a pain to shovel

that cause dolphins are bigger, compared to our size our brains are huge

i heard that hot chicks dont get asked out as often because guys are too nervous around them

on a side note, I'm surprisingly excited for the new spongebob movie

so... not a safe life?

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its supposed to help keep your eyes open when you put on makeup