I like this more after seeing the ending

well ihave to use my computer for school, so I'd fail this year

depends if you filled it halfway, or drank half of it

and they say chivalry is dead

did something happen, i guess i missed the news

oh, thats why she didnt notice the wolf

Brother! You're alive!

most other drivers are clueless idiots

normally i pass these off as normal, but this is bad. How'd you F*ck up that bad?

dont know who I'd be more mad at, my wife or my brother

that kid's better than I am... Damn son

Holy F%#&

G note?