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Dark winter forest 6 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
it took me too long to see it...
Getting to the root of the problem 7 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
JK Rowlings wizard world was pretty much designed to ignore the muggle world and any knowledge either had. when you acknowledge both you pretty much end up with too many loose ends. like the fact that muggle born wizards pretty much all went to a muggle school until they turned 11 at which they probably moved to hogwarts. so why don't muggleborn kids even ravenclaw muggleborn kids question why every wizard apart from them seem to somehow not understand how muggles work, also why are non muggleborn wizards in charge of muggle and wizard relations considering they are probably the most qualified for it, but arthur weasley is in charge of that and even though he's a nice dad and pretty great hes not the best for that job.... asdfhaushudfh anyways... i usually ignore it but this post reminded me of this and yeh
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Getting to the root of the problem 7 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
(arthur weasley literally couldn't use muggle money because he didn't understand how it worked, considering that wizard money is basically muggle money but magical and with different number fractional seperations, the only reason arthur weasley couldn't use it was because he didn't understand how muggle money was split.)
Getting to the root of the problem 7 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
muggles....
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F**king B**ch 4 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
I HAVEN"T SEEN THESE IN A WHILE
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A good example 10 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Outkast should have been up there with the big dogs
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They can check and balance themselves but then it's..... Still the government 28 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Tom Hobbes you scoundrel stop scaring the people
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Seems you can just bottle anything these days 4 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Dang they were in the hosipital a long time
Longer title! 3 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Is this a variation on the brain meme but clownworldified?
Just the way you are 2 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
"but it's my problem!"
"you don't need to fix it"
"can't you at least encourage me to solve my problems?"
"hey it's not about that!"
"then what is it about?"
"it's about how you feel fat and you think it's a problem, but it's a non issue"
"i still think it's an issue though, in college i was so active!"
"yeah... but it's okay that you aren't as active now"
"but its not okay... all we do every single night is binge watch netflix shows... we could be more productive..."
"fair enough i see how that worries you... i just don't think it's that big of an issue, we're fine right now..."
"just because it's fine right now doesn't mean it'll be fine in the future, besides we could be in better shape"
... and on and on and on
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Just another cursed image 2 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
looks pretty fucking tasty
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It's Mr. Claus 29 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
dude why'd you join if you didn't want to offer discourse
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It really do be be like that sometimes 1 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
You need another caption on the hand that says “my attention”
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Come on Dinsney 1 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
That’s very cash money of you
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Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
The necromancy chapter is the easiest way to have some form of planning towards your reanimation. There are necromancy companies that can provide a more feature rich type of service. To become an arcane skeleton you must already have some form of magical training. Do note that most if not all complex magic requires some form of sentience. most file and rank skeletons in the skeleton wars are not sentient as they are puppeteered. There are sentient but coerced officers that are under the command of a powerful necromancer or lich. Arcane skeletons are usually those generals. To secure that type of spot, you can use the resources that your local necromancy chapter or arcane library offer to find a warlord willing to form a contract with you regarding your reanimation. I bid you good luck with your search.
And they've started their own #metoo movement 3 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
wasnt it a child's imagination that gave a toy its life?
Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Job security is great, thus new necromancers are going to have a harder time getting into a managerial position unless the senior employees were eliminated or you apply in a seriously competitive company or school. You'll have a greater chance at getting a position in high density populations, where there is a higher turnover rate, as well as a higher demand for them. That being said it's not by much but every bit counts right? Also, your local necromancy chapter might have some positions available but as with most public services the pay isn't too great. Keep looking around though! You'll get that managerial position.
Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Also, if you plan on being reanimated, remember to contact your local Necromancy Chapter to set up your reanimation plans.
Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
the skeleton war is only one part of the undead conflicts. Remember we have the vampiric incursion, the living dead riots, and the ghost debates.
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Wait a second 5 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
It’s a z
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Legitimately music 5 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
james nond is havinga stronk
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Which side are you on 3 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Unless it’s not graphics focused. If I can play some pico 8 games on mobile thats be fun
Which side are you on 3 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
Anything but mobile.
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troof 2 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
yeah yeah, jeff got yeeted off the universe, but is this a real life rending of the meme???
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Modern problems requires modern solutions 3 comments
cryoenthusiast · 5 years ago
just ONE cucumber...