Crystal Abbeduto

cryscross


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Oh.. Ohhhhhh 37 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I know! I was thinking, " So I talk to plants, but do they listen and obey?" Cause, I mean, technically I can talk to plants now....
what 5 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
OMG the ending of this ????
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Please 3 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
If you think she's hot, you should see her mom!
Ask *** :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D 26 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
Peeing in the next door neighbor's apartment, their bedroom I think. The neighbors I have never met
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How a bat piss 3 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I was at the zoo and totally watched one per upside down and it just ran down his face
Upgrade 18 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
My intestines so I can eat like everyone else
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Some shit must have gone down at this pool 13 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I have IBS. I don't think I've gone 14 without diarrhea in 10 years....
It still freaks me out 4 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
It ruined the whole movie
Anyone else experienced that? 6 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
Sounds like a proprioception dream. Like your ears are weird from being sick so your sense of self, size, and place in space are thrown off resulting in this kind of dream.
Getting away with murder 19 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
It is an amendment that would be placed into already existing abortion laws that already started the penalties go to those who perform the abortion not those who try to obtain one.
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Librarians use arcane magic 3 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I think the guy should be more concerned that the librarian's middle name is Hunter
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I was playing hide and seek with my niece and this is where she chose to hide 5 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
If she were just a few inches taller, this actually might have worked.
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:O 5 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I've always made it with water. And always disliked it. Maybe that's why.....
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I made dis 10 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
Very likely
I made dis 10 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I find it extra disturbing that Peppa Pig was the character chosen for this.....
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Maybe he had this power but was done shitting 24 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
Fascinating. Again, fun for me, thanks
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Maybe he had this power but was done shitting 24 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
I had fun. So, force field generation? Sounds to me like this might be the ultimate super power? Able to lift things by their entire surface, float yourself or others, etc. Thoughts?
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Don't forget the colossal bush 9 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
Depends on the era. Any time with hoop skirts the pantaloons were open in the crotch so ladies wouldn't have to take off the whole get up just to pee
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My friend let her husband take one “fun” photo of their wedding party.I think he got right 3 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
She "let" her husband have ONE fun photo of THEIR wedding party. That's going to be a fun marriage....
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Extra stylish 2 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
He really is handsome.
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Boba Fett without a helmet during the filming of Return of the Jedi 4 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
He looks like Mr. Feeny
Tilted 3 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
It drives me crazy the way people try to rip you off low balling on some of these selling apps
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You can do it,Carlos! 9 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
Honestly, it looks like a big change to me! Way to go guy
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Country music ain't that bad 10 comments
cryscross · 7 years ago
It's the twang. And steel guitar. For the same reason I don't like high itched whining. It just bothers my ears. Sins with less of this I don't mind.
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