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cryscross


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The plan 4 comments
cryscross · 6 hours ago
Ah! The secret of multi level marketing!
Eggscellent Winnie the Pooh 1 comments
cryscross · 3 days ago
But, like, how cold would this be by the time you were done?
froge 6 comments
cryscross · 3 days ago
They face the hypnotoad of course
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Don't forget to wash your veggies before eating them 3 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Wait, so does Domino's not wash the veggies before putting them on the pizza!?
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1918 did not muck about with the flu pandemic 40 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
@famousone totally with guest_ on the response to the "only 3% mortality" thing. My husband has a friend that "recovered" from Covid-19. He now has lunch condition that kills 70% of the people who have it within 3 years. I had a bit with viral bronchitis in college. I never was hospitalized or given any medication. It spread to my gallbladder which led to it's eventual removal and all kinds of gastrointestinal issues and the coughing screwed up my upper digestive tract to where I have constant heartburn. I'm not even 35 and I have to have conversations like, "Should I have the heartburn surgery?" How long can I struggle with heartburn before I have to worry about throat cancer?" Viruses really screw the body over. We're looking at long-term damage that will have an expensive impact on the world.
Upstart measuring Nutjobs 4 comments
cryscross · 2 weeks ago
Woah, I just looked up a really baby platypus and gracious but they are ugly.
Family quarantine game time 6 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
It's a total blast.
Family quarantine game time 6 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
It's played with one deck of cards and enough spoons for every player minus one. Everyone is given 4 cards. The rest of the deck is placed to the right of the dealer, face down. Everyone is trying to get four of a kind in their hand first. The dealer picks up one card from the deck and then passes one to the next player, either the one they picked up or one from their hand. The next player picks that card up and then passes it or one from their hand to the next player and so on. The goal is to move through the cards as fast as possible. Whoever gets four of a kind first takes a spoon and then everyone has to grab one as fast as they can. Whoever is last has no spoon and is out, musical chairs style. It's simple, but quick and viscious. Make sure everyone has trimmed their nails and keep a little Neosporin on hand, lol.
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Bruh 3 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
I have to wear one while taking a gestational diabetes test and I have GERD. Was having lovely vomit smelling burps inside the mask ????
Family quarantine game time 6 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Ever played spoons? Ok, how about Extreme spoons? The spoons are in a totally different location and you have to run for them. I know a guy who broke his arm playing that one...
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Just saying 7 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
I think they mean the hand inside the mouth when the tea is poured in
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Just saying 7 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Huh, I wonder if that's subconsciously why I've always considered this to be a picture of iced tea, even though there's no ice....
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In God culture, this is considered a d*ck move 6 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Then you also wouldn't believe the op, so why even bother commenting.
Covid 19 testing is NOT fun 10 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
I honestly didn't think it was that bad. It was uncomfortable and then it felt like you had violently snorted water up your nose, but then it was over.
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In God culture, this is considered a d*ck move 6 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
According to Paul part of what Jesus did during the three days of his death was go to all the righteous people who had already does and preach to them giving them a chance to believe in him
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True 4 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Same, but the corners of fitted bed sheets
moon 7 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Ah yes, that makes more sense.
moon 7 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Yay! They have water!
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Lurkers, you could stand to post something at least one in a while 17 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Yeah. I don't really know how I would go about putting together a meme
This used to be a lighthouse 11 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Also no leavening
Lurkers, you could stand to post something at least one in a while 17 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Ok, this is embarrassing but, I've had very little computer education and..... I don't know how....
Lurkers, you could stand to post something at least one in a while 17 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Ok, this is embarrassing but, I've had very little computer education and..... I don't know how....
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Not much 18 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Thank you!
Not much 18 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Thank you!
Not much 18 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Jubilee! She's a little bit of celebration in the midst of a lot of darkness.
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