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Respecting you customers? Not today. 8 comments
cryscross · 1 day ago
Perfect for your Bachelor Chow! Now with flavor!
Got your nose, you silly gargoyle 1 comments
cryscross · 2 days ago
Actually, that would be a gruesome. It's only technically a gargoyle if it functions as a rainspout
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross · 5 days ago
I was thinking that for myself too...
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Have you ever read about that this training regimen? It's insane. He'll run and run to shrink his stomache and then drink gallons of water to stretch it back out. That way it can get bigger and smaller quickly. He swallows the hot dogs whole and soaks the buns in water to make them easier to swallow.
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A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Do you need to fit comfortably? Or just fit?
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Remember 12 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
I've definitely known mixed girls that looked whiter than this.
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NSFW swearing 4 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Ah! That's why I favor "butt nuggets".
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How fast was the ostrich when it hit the tree? 2 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Come on, that's is obviously a Treemu.
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Unfairness 5 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
I think the big difference is how often you use heat or dyes on your hair.
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November is THAT month 14 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Day before.
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November is THAT month 14 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
I am insane
Call me when she's selling $30 vials of enema-water 5 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Somebody actually tested it and found no DNA evidence, pricing it's not actually her bath water
Bookshop with a Bookworm 2 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
As a child my mom would have to carefully watch me in ANY sure because I would stop to read shampoo bottles, anything. I remember frequently her calling my name in exasperation and just responding, "Sorry. There were words."
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The jam restaurant in London 5 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Imagine if the guy above you lets out a giant fart.
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Have fun! 1 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
Bag pipes are really the way to go
Babies put to sleep outside to keep their immune systems strong, 1958 Soviet Union 5 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
This is still common in Scandinavian countries
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Ultimate win 2 comments
cryscross · 9 weeks ago
Omg his face just takes it over the top
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???? The Weirdest Looking Caterpillar I've Seen to Date (Jeweled Caterpillar) 3 comments
cryscross · 10 weeks ago
It looks like he's in the middle of a really intense cupping session
Maaaaaa! 1 comments
cryscross · 10 weeks ago
Always so hard to find her because she's a cute little shorty you can never see over the store racks.
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On the topic of apt usernames 8 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
These are all around my apartment complex and people are always sitting on them. I won't let my son touch them. I never really knew why, I just had a sense that a giant box with something to do with electricity was best left alone.
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Sigh... Thanks babe 5 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
*Technically* it's breakfast ON bed until you tuck it in.
Get to the Chopin 1 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
I'll be Heiden!
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Yes please 3 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
Except Korea also has a super popular trend of videos and live streams of people eating so....not so much
She watched Netflix' p*do movie "cuties" so you don't have to 5 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
Thank you for sharing! I've been hearing different things from different places and have wanted to know where it really falls but wasn't comfortable watching it. This answered my questions for me
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Yes please 3 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
This is great! Why is there an unnecessary stigma about eating out alone? People eat alone at home all the time. Even people who have an SO.
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