Crystal Abbeduto

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Psycho-an*lysis of Superman 5 comments
cryscross · 1 day ago
Fatter the baby the cuter!
Psycho-an*lysis of Superman 5 comments
cryscross · 2 days ago
Considering he left as an infant....
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90s kids will remember 4 comments
cryscross · 6 days ago
This was also my hair cut at 6, but with a two foot long rat tail so people would know how long my hair USED to be. And I knew how ugly it was.
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I wanna know 5 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
It's the Dutch province of Zeeland.
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It's definitely a trap 1 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Don't eat that chocolate
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Nailed 7 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
We got rid of our WiFi because it was so slow. We only use our phones
Fact #232 9 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Like beards
Fact #232 9 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Because the level of symmetry in the face tells us how healthy an individual is and this how desirable their genes in a mating situation.
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Its better than being married to the wrong person 17 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Can you imagine getting some in your eyes!?
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And that's the thing about landlordes 9 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
I've actually had pretty good luck with landlords since getting married. The first was private and his attitude is, "If you replace it with something nice instead of just fixing it, you don't have to keep coming out over and over." The next place would come pretty quick for most small problems and where I am now I start to worry to work order went in wrong if I've waited longer than two or three days because they're so wonderfully prompt!
Hehehhehe 7 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
I came to see it, trusting it would be here.
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Stunning 4 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
I can smell this photo
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Title 1..2..3.. Action 2 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
This, but replace increased heart rate with decreased attention.
Meiko cosplay prison school 6 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
Could this be NSFW, please?
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Parking skills 1 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
All but one of the cars is between the lines. Couldn't the others just be in the process of pulling in?
Miss Universe winners by planet 3 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
It's almost like the judges panel is stacked.....
Beautiful 4 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
I want a dragon frog!
Hypocrisy at its best 11 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
Perhaps I just do not understand video games enough. I don't play myself so it's quite likely. Also, I wasn't upset and didn't feel slighted at all. If I came off that way it was accidental.
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Hypocrisy at its best 11 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
What I mean is, if you're in the middle of a football match, you very likely can't see EVERY other player. It's a whole different perspective.
Hypocrisy at its best 11 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
While I'm not a sports fan, in the sports guys defense, you cannot watch and play sports at the same time.
Let it be known! 9 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
How long were the days? I used to work four tens and then never know when I might be called in again for the fifth.
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Impossible *cries in 161cm 29 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
I've been with my 5'7" man for over 8 years. The other day he tried standing on a step to kiss me, pretending to be tall. I didn't like it! I love being close to his handsome face :)
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This kid is so cute 4 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
This was my first thought at this. My cousin's first two kids are now my siblings because of this kind of childhood and every time I see a post from my cousin about on of her younger kids "helping" or "taking care" of her I worry.
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A visually stimulating friendship 2 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
I have a friend who can't smell except for a few seller very strong scents. I used to describe smells to her using tastes to describe them
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Very relatable 9 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
Even better when the pill is literally made of bile and tastes like vomit.
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