Crystal Abbeduto

cryscross


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Cletus just realized its snowing and he's out of cat treats 2 comments
cryscross · 2 days ago
Hi! Snowing here in Iowa too. Where you at?
Upgraded to platinum member 3 comments
cryscross · 4 days ago
" How about a signed autograph instead?"
The Story of a Woodworker Grieving the Love of His Life 5 4 comments
cryscross · 6 days ago
My brain has definitely decided that these are the prequels to "Klaus"
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'The Human Statue of Liberty' 3 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
My hometown!
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Finally proven 5 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Fascinating! Did not know that. Thanks.
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Finally proven 5 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
If people stopped putting air in the bags the amount of complaining about the crumbs.... Just make all the bags transparent like tortilla chips so you know what you're getting.
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What if he played that? Zoinks! 5 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
Scooby is a Great Dane. It's not the same with a smaller dog
Wow you don't need to watch weather forecast anymore 10 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
I live in Iowa. It would have to be able to show multiple things at once to forecast a whole day
What could have been 3 comments
cryscross · 4 weeks ago
His real name is Earving.
Alabama on a 100 here 3 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
....I would rather just be wrong in ignorance.... *Shudders*
Laughs in lolicon 8 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure a three year old wasn't by herself at a water well and drew enough water for several thirsty camels
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Alabama on a 100 here 3 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
You can definitely tell their lips don't touch
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Consider the following 3 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
The heads have full bodies though
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Waiting for hackers to accidentally delete all student loans 2 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
There was one company a while back that list a bunch of people promissory note and was forced to cancel all their debts
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Before & After Losing 150lbs 3 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
Again, I love when these before and after have the person smiling in both
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Miracles do happen 8 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
Either way makes them awesome
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I’m going to Evan’s for Thanksgiving 1 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
It WOULD be sushi...
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The top part 10 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
Once only in my life have I seen a man sit in such a way that I felt it qualified as manspreading. His knees were three feet apart. Feet probably about 5 feet apart and splayed across half the bus aisle. Other than that most men I've seen only spread a little, as REQUIRED, and are aware of those around them
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It's got a different ring to it 3 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
Well said
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It's got a different ring to it 3 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
I think the difference is MLK is addressing apathy, while LeBron is addressing burnout. For this first time in history we have constant access to the scope of Injustice everywhere. We see it in all corners all the time. To feel like we personally have to fix it all is exhausting and impossible. Sometimes you just have to pick one thing and make a difference there
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I think twice until now 8 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
Wouldn't have been born. C-section baby.
Attend thy hootenanny 3 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
We need a version of a midsummer night's dream with witches and cowboys instead of night and day fairies
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
So very sad. RIP
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Just throwing this out here 19 comments
cryscross · 8 weeks ago
Oh woops. Sorry thanks for pointing that out
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