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It all makes sense now 2 comments
cryscross · 4 days ago
The shoebill stork is terrifying
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According to my research- 10 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
There were plenty of people against it when it was invented
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My wife is tough as nails, but can't stand minor discomfort 1 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
I'm feeling personally attacked.
Astronots 5 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
But then there were episodes where he had to show emotion and it was a huge 180
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Introverts dilemma 5 comments
cryscross · 1 week ago
Our pod family is introverts. They just cancelled plans for the third weekend in a row. I don't even know how to respond. I'm about to lose it.
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Astronots 5 comments
cryscross · 2 weeks ago
It's a tribute to Brent Spiner's acting that I can look at this photo and instantly know who is Data and who is Lore
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I made the best cake I've ever made today 9 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
Geeeermaaaaaan choooooocolaaaate *drools*
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That awkward moment when you are right but you know its better to let your woman win the 3 comments
cryscross · 3 weeks ago
For the first three years of my (f) marriage I thought my husband was almost always right. UNTIL I REALIZED....... Everytime he was right I would say, "Oh, you're right." And everytime I was right he'd say, *Bladeblah! My name's (my name)* It's really about 50 50
We're all in this picture 2 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
I suddenly want a tattoo for the first time ever
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I hate school 1 comments
cryscross · 5 weeks ago
I'll never forget one particular college biology class. I actually started crying from frustration in the third class because the teacher went through notes so fast!
It works too! 6 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
Do they charge you? Or did it just use up minutes?
Come together and do great things 6 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
I really needed a story like this today
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Found my wife in bed with some other guy 1 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
Oh, he's definitely cuter than you.
Holdup! What? 5 comments
cryscross · 6 weeks ago
"I could do it for you sir, but then I would also have to use a needle."
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Annual duck fashion show... (why have no one told me that this is a thing?) 3 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
I legit had to look this up. I never knew there were ducks with necks that long
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Why do people have these cars? 2 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
They had so many issues with speeding in my friends town that they started buying random cars for the police. Everybody finally slowed down when people started getting pulled over by a bread truck
Internet has ruined me. 3 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
Resistance is futile
We shall fight the dreaded virii with... Munitions 4 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
It's an omnibus bill. 12 bills on one. Technically only one of those twelve is the "Covid relief bill"
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Annual duck fashion show... (why have no one told me that this is a thing?) 3 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
Those are definitely geese.
Just wear a f*cking mask! 1 comments
cryscross · 7 weeks ago
This message brought to you by America's Ass.
Thank you for your service, Dan the man 7 comments
cryscross · 9 weeks ago
Except they're not leaving. They get to keep their jobs with this extra while a bunch of their employees are cut
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If you see 7 comments
cryscross · 9 weeks ago
I saw a zippered coin purse ????‍
Food service 2 comments
cryscross · 10 weeks ago
It's also not food borne, so as long as you don't pick your nose after eating it and before washing your hands you should be good.
Opinions? 7 comments
cryscross · 10 weeks ago
I hate them both
Links in the description (T T) 9 comments
cryscross · 11 weeks ago
Oooo! How does spotify audio audiobooks work? I've been using Scribd but I'm annoyed with their limits "system".
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