Spent years being annoyed that I was only '5 '5.5 when my siblings are '5 '9 and '6. Then I met my '5 '7 husband and was like, "Oh! Now I get it!"

I feel for you. I don't really like Nutella

Welp. Guess I'm a man....

Omg. I just went and read this guys Twitter feed and it is a bunch of INSANE conspiracy stuff about Covid-19. I feel like my brain just melted a little

My husband stood right next to me and got me water and mopped my forehead with a wet washcloth. He was great.

I mean. Nobody will see..

We could, but it would be an awfully short episodes...

I have begun the imagine T Rex as a Kangaroo type animal. Boxing with it's legs while balancing on its tail.

So parents aren't responsible for anything but food and shelter now?

Ok, so until reading this my Midwestern butt didn't know there was any kind of Jujube besides the candy. I am pleased to have learned something.

Um, maybe she likes him for who he is?

I thought this was carved out of cement at first!

My home town paper actually had an article a few years ago where, done kind of horticulturalist or botanist I forget, thanked about how replacing the typical Kentucky bluegrass lawn with a grass type native to your area makes upkeep way easier. He said his neighbors were always jealous of his list green lawn and he watered and mowed it way less than they did theirs. Best of both worlds

Only if two sets of twins get married and have kids

That little minty looking leaf on the top is making me nervous.

Considering he left as an infant....

This was also my hair cut at 6, but with a two foot long rat tail so people would know how long my hair USED to be. And I knew how ugly it was.

It's the Dutch province of Zeeland.

Don't eat that chocolate

We got rid of our WiFi because it was so slow. We only use our phones

Because the level of symmetry in the face tells us how healthy an individual is and this how desirable their genes in a mating situation.