That awkward moment when you are right but you know its better to let your woman win the 3 comments
cryscross
· 3 years ago
For the first three years of my (f) marriage I thought my husband was almost always right. UNTIL I REALIZED....... Everytime he was right I would say, "Oh, you're right." And everytime I was right he'd say, *Bladeblah! My name's (my name)* It's really about 50 50
We're all in this picture 2 comments
I hate school 1 comments
cryscross
· 3 years ago
I'll never forget one particular college biology class. I actually started crying from frustration in the third class because the teacher went through notes so fast!
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Come together and do great things 6 comments
Found my wife in bed with some other guy 1 comments
Holdup! What? 5 comments
Annual duck fashion show... (why have no one told me that this is a thing?) 3 comments
cryscross
· 3 years ago
I legit had to look this up. I never knew there were ducks with necks that long
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Why do people have these cars? 2 comments
cryscross
· 3 years ago
They had so many issues with speeding in my friends town that they started buying random cars for the police. Everybody finally slowed down when people started getting pulled over by a bread truck
We shall fight the dreaded virii with... Munitions 4 comments
cryscross
· 3 years ago
It's an omnibus bill. 12 bills on one. Technically only one of those twelve is the "Covid relief bill"
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Just wear a f*cking mask! 1 comments
Thank you for your service, Dan the man 7 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
Except they're not leaving. They get to keep their jobs with this extra while a bunch of their employees are cut
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Food service 2 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
It's also not food borne, so as long as you don't pick your nose after eating it and before washing your hands you should be good.
Links in the description (T T) 9 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
Oooo! How does spotify audio audiobooks work? I've been using Scribd but I'm annoyed with their limits "system".
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*laughs in fake pandemic profits* 3 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
Maybe he's hiring homeless people and giving them a place to stay for free as they earn?
My wife has officially lost it during this years Christmas photos 13 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
Omg! I saw this a couple of days ago and so wanted to try it! But my baby can't quite sit up yet....
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Respecting you customers? Not today. 8 comments
Got your nose, you silly gargoyle 1 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
Actually, that would be a gruesome. It's only technically a gargoyle if it functions as a rainspout
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross
· 4 years ago
Have you ever read about that this training regimen? It's insane. He'll run and run to shrink his stomache and then drink gallons of water to stretch it back out. That way it can get bigger and smaller quickly. He swallows the hot dogs whole and soaks the buns in water to make them easier to swallow.
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